[Sir]

Ok so I was drunk one night and on a dating/hookup site I use, an I gave my number to some chick without really looking at her profile (terrible idea) she's clingy, dumb, shitty grammar, and fat. I initially planned on keeping her around for a quickie one night when I'm desperate, but she's trying to play stupid head games and will not take a hint. So I've decided I'm going to troll this dumb bitch.

The catch? I want you guys to give me ideas on what to say/do/send to fuck with her head the most. The person who comes up with the best shit to say gets her phone number!

I will post screenies of the conversation when it's all over.

This is gonna be much more enjoyable than putting my penis in her and I may make a regular thing out of it.