[Sir]

As soon as she whooped your ass TWICE in pool you should of expected something.

But:
A dick in the arse isn't a knife in the heart man, you'll find someone. (Hopefully with a lovely bacon roll for you)

I love bacon :3

I've seen plenty of chicks who shoot a mean game of pool (yes I verified they were female, or maybe post OP now that I think about it... *shudders*)

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Dick or no dick. She's a she.

I disagree, penis = man vagina = not man