[Jolly]

Now this is a story all about how, i flipped his life upside-down, now i'd like to take to take a minute, just sit down James and i will tell you how i became the undisputed king of card games *just kiddin*. In Central-Estonia born and raised, in the school, where i spend most of my days, chilling out max and relaxing all the while sometimes playing card games with Kyle. So one little day, a classmate came to me and asked me if i'm interested in joining party, since there were some guys who were up to no good and started making trouble in my neighbourhood, i decided to check it out. After a while i thought that place is lame but then i said meh, forget it, play some card games. A minute or two came some guys with hoods and brought cocaine. There were many parties like that and my friend who invited me got more more addicted and started to shiver, get nervous and even get violent on her sister, watching on the sidelines i couldn't bear it anymore, when he tried to hit his sister i caught his hand and punched him in the face and told him how pathetic he was, after a while of convnincing his parents i got them to agree with him to move in with me for some time. I surveilanced him all the time and broke his connections forcefully and forced him to join the Kendo classes i was attending for a while, after the training we were so tired he had no chance to do anything iffy, after a month or two he recovered and moved back to his parents again, even his sister forgave him and after I sent him to his house i sed ''Yo hoe, smell ya later'' looked at my house, i was finally there, sitting on my chair with my ridicolous hair.

This actually made me laugh out load. Not sure if serious or trolling.

It's serious though, i almost felt sorry for him though, being so pathetic and then when i forced him to join the training... he was half dead when we were finished :l
But i wish i would've taken more time to turn it into an actual song
Also you laughed out a load? Eeeew.