[Dismas]

He then continues that after a breakup your ex will instantly become the town piece 'partying on yachts' and 'fucking 5 people' which is definitely not the case in majority of instances, pushing a narrative on young people about relationships perhaps before they've even had a relationship before. It's almost like he always begins with wholesome stoic advice, but can't help but make it for all the wrong reasons.

No surprise he's expecting his exes to be "partying on yachts" and "fucking 5 people". It sounds like that's what he'd prefer to be doing after a breakup too.