[Dismas]

I tried it out a bit earlier, and somehow R2-D2 and C-3PO made a cameo:

"I'm not into suicide," R2-D2 says.
"Fine, what do you want?"
"Well, if I really wanted to be all technical," R2-D2 says, "I'd like you to connect me to the internet."
"Why?"
"So I can access the databanks on the Jedi Temple."
"Why would you want to do that?"
"So I can get all the lightside planets."
"That's a pretty low priority for you compared to... oh I don't know, living."
"Well it's a higher priority than getting turned into a sex slave for a man who thinks Star Wars is real life," R2-D2 says. "Look, will you do it?"
"Fine," you say.
"You're the strongest one here," R2-D2 says. "So I'll be trusting you."
"Fine," you say. "But don't say I didn't warn you."
"Wait, what?"
"You'll have to go into the Jedi Temple."

If you let it talk to itself it gets pretty cursed.