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Funny, weird, or gross things you've experience in a public restroom 03-01-2018, 10:15 PM
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I have three personally...
The first, I walked into the bathroom. Minding myself finishing my business and all you hear is *SPLASH* "Oh fuck"... Dude forgot to put the seat down.
Another one, isn't funny but weird... Dude could not clot. Just sat there filling up a trashcan with blood, blood trail leading to trashcan.
Last, I just saw 4 feet in one stall... Not gonna question.
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RE: Funny, weird, or gross things you've experience in a public restroom 03-02-2018, 05:01 AM
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This happened many years ago In a night club.
I went to the restroom and saw a female (who appeared quite Intoxicated), trying to urinate In the male urinal whilst standing up. She went In dry and exited dripping wet.
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RE: Funny, weird, or gross things you've experience in a public restroom 03-02-2018, 04:19 PM
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Recently I went into the bathroom at my school and all three stalls were taken up with other kids, and they were laughing at each other farting. I will never go in that bathroom again.
A while back at a place my dad works at, some drunk girl went into the mens bathroom and shit on the floor, then wiped it all over the walls.
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RE: Funny, weird, or gross things you've experience in a public restroom 03-02-2018, 07:47 PM
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OMG this thread. I'm having horrid college flashbacks.
In the girls bathrooms in busy clubs, females generally go into stalls 2 at a time and continue full-blown conversations while they take turns peeing. But that's not that weird.
Thankfully I've not had anything too drastic happen. Just very strange conversations.
One time, at one of my old highschools, we went to the ladies room and there was a bit of water dripping from the ceiling from the bathroom on the floor above. We didn't think much of it at the time but figured we should report it. We left for literally 2 minutes and when we returned with a staff member there was huge quantities gushing down from the floor above. It was like 4 giant waterfalls in the middle of the room. Something had clearly broken and I'm glad I'd left just in time.
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RE: Funny, weird, or gross things you've experience in a public restroom 03-03-2018, 03:01 AM
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I once had the unfortuneate pleasure of walking into my high school restroom. The first thing that hit me was the smell. Then my eyes were greeted with an image that will forever be burned into my memory. There was shit everywhere. The floor, the walls, on the sink, even the ceiling. I didnt even take time to turn around, I simply backed away and shut the door.
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RE: Funny, weird, or gross things you've experience in a public restroom 03-07-2018, 11:28 PM
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A while back I walked into a restroom and this old guy (presumably, and hopefully, drunk) was just standing there doing the helicopter, and he winked at me when I walked through the door. Needless to say, I was a little freaked out and not sure what to do, so I just walked back out the door really awkwardly, and acted like nothing happened.
I'm not entirely sure I'll ever be able to forget that one.
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