[Inori]

My school is rushing everything grad related this year and I need a quote by next week. There's a bunch of restrictions (see below) and I'm going for something programming related.

It has to fit all of these criteria (which are way too strict imo):

• Maximum length of 100 characters
  
• No acronyms (wut?)
  
• No profanity, slang, or otherwise obscene language
  
• No reference to cigarettes, alcohol, drugs, gangs, etc
  
• No derogatory language
  
• No inappropriate comments about the school or anyone pertinent to it
  

[mclaren]

"I killed a man." is always a pretty sound quote.

EDIT:
well, unless you did actually kill a man, in which case, you should not make this your grad quote.

[Inori]

"I killed a man." is always a pretty sound quote.

EDIT:
well, unless you did actually kill a man, in which case, you should not make this your grad quote.

I like it, but I have a feeling it might get censored.

[Skullmeat]

"There will be catgirls." Or "I am not a crook!"

[Dismas]

Hello world.

[Inori]

"There will be catgirls." Or "I am not a crook!"

+1 for Nixon, I might use that.

[Ecks]

Here are a few of my favorite short quotes.
"Age does not mean wisdom, don't follow the old man off a cliff."
"The wise man always wins in the end, even in the worst of circumstances."
“Sorry, something went wrong. A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.”
“Tell me and I’ll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I’ll understand.”

You could also use the Peiodic table of elements to spell out something.
(I.E Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium)

[m0dem]

I would... but I don't want to reveal my best original proverb.

[mothered]

"The security Is there, but for how long?".

Spoiler:

It sounds familiar. I wonder where...

[m0dem]

"The security Is there, but for how long?".

Spoiler:

It sounds familiar. I wonder where...

Hey! It looks like you just put it in your signature!