[pvnk]

This was hilarious

[zenith]

Yes I am proud to be unhealthy and have high blood sugar!

Yes I am proud to drink three 2L bottles of Coca Cola every morning for breakfast and if you think that's unhealthy than you're a fucking racist cissexist misogynistic antisemitic transphobic fatphobic treephobic icecreamphobic autoerotasphyxiaphobic hate-mongering bitch

[FurryRock]

Fuck people who glorify being fat. Fuck fat fuckers who want to make up excuses for being fat. Fuck fat people that are a drain on the taxpayer dollars. Last summer I was 265 fucking pounds, couple weeks or so ago, I was 208. May not the weight I want to be, but I'm fucking trying. I wasn't fucking fat because of metabolism, I wasn't fat because excersize was too hard. Hell excersize is even harder on me now than it was a year ago, both of my knees are fucked up, my hip pops constantly, I have scoliosis, my pelvic bone fucking hurts for no reason, I have asthma. I was almost morbidly obese because I drank 4 liters of coke a day, I ate 2 lunches at school, I went on 2 foodruns a day, and then ate 4 packs of ramen to go to sleep. I'm sure as fuck not a healthy weight yet (still got 20 pounds or so), but I'm fucking trying. And more people in the united states, need my damn train of thought, jut fucking try. Next thing you know you're fucking loosing weight. Next thing you know, you can run half a block (YH I get it only a half a block, but asthma bruh), America's fucked.

Sorry for ranting on a simple humour thread.

[zenith]

Fuck people who glorify being fat.  Fuck fat fuckers who want to make up excuses for being fat.  Fuck fat people that are a drain on the taxpayer dollars.  Last summer I was 265 fucking pounds,  couple weeks or so ago,  I was 208.  May not the weight I want to be,  but I'm fucking trying.  I wasn't  fucking fat because of metabolism,  I wasn't fat because excersize was too hard.  Hell excersize is even harder on me now than it was a year ago,  both of my knees are fucked up,  my hip pops constantly,  I have scoliosis, my pelvic bone fucking hurts for no reason,  I have asthma.  I was almost morbidly obese because I drank 4 liters of coke a day,  I ate 2 lunches at school,  I went on 2 foodruns a day,  and then ate 4 packs of ramen to go to sleep.  I'm sure as fuck not a healthy weight yet (still got 20 pounds or so),  but I'm fucking trying.  And more people in the united states,  need my damn train of thought,  jut fucking try.  Next thing you know you're fucking loosing weight.  Next thing you know,  you can run half a block (YH I get it only a half a block,  but asthma bruh),  America's fucked.  

Sorry for ranting on a simple humour thread.

I really hope English isn't your first language.

[FurryRock]

Fuck people who glorify being fat.  Fuck fat fuckers who want to make up excuses for being fat.  Fuck fat people that are a drain on the taxpayer dollars.  Last summer I was 265 fucking pounds,  couple weeks or so ago,  I was 208.  May not the weight I want to be,  but I'm fucking trying.  I wasn't  fucking fat because of metabolism,  I wasn't fat because excersize was too hard.  Hell excersize is even harder on me now than it was a year ago,  both of my knees are fucked up,  my hip pops constantly,  I have scoliosis, my pelvic bone fucking hurts for no reason,  I have asthma.  I was almost morbidly obese because I drank 4 liters of coke a day,  I ate 2 lunches at school,  I went on 2 foodruns a day,  and then ate 4 packs of ramen to go to sleep.  I'm sure as fuck not a healthy weight yet (still got 20 pounds or so),  but I'm fucking trying.  And more people in the united states,  need my damn train of thought,  jut fucking try.  Next thing you know you're fucking loosing weight.  Next thing you know,  you can run half a block (YH I get it only a half a block,  but asthma bruh),  America's fucked.  

Sorry for ranting on a simple humour thread.

I really hope English isn't your first language.

hhh. Nah my first language is bird language. ᎤᏲ ᎠᏰᎶᏗ

[Παράφρων]

Just do some 2,4-Dinitrophenol for a good twenty days.

[Panther_]

I used to think, being a fat fuck was disgusting. But then I decided I just like food a whole lot better than running about. And I got 6 000 grams of Haribos.

Spoiler:

[pvnk]

Fuck people who glorify being fat.  Fuck fat fuckers who want to make up excuses for being fat.  Fuck fat people that are a drain on the taxpayer dollars.  Last summer I was 265 fucking pounds,  couple weeks or so ago,  I was 208.  May not the weight I want to be,  but I'm fucking trying.  I wasn't  fucking fat because of metabolism,  I wasn't fat because excersize was too hard.  Hell excersize is even harder on me now than it was a year ago,  both of my knees are fucked up,  my hip pops constantly,  I have scoliosis, my pelvic bone fucking hurts for no reason,  I have asthma.  I was almost morbidly obese because I drank 4 liters of coke a day,  I ate 2 lunches at school,  I went on 2 foodruns a day,  and then ate 4 packs of ramen to go to sleep.  I'm sure as fuck not a healthy weight yet (still got 20 pounds or so),  but I'm fucking trying.  And more people in the united states,  need my damn train of thought,  jut fucking try.  Next thing you know you're fucking loosing weight.  Next thing you know,  you can run half a block (YH I get it only a half a block,  but asthma bruh),  America's fucked.  

Sorry for ranting on a simple humour thread.

I respect that though.

[Vqo]

Fuck people who glorify being fat.  Fuck fat fuckers who want to make up excuses for being fat.  Fuck fat people that are a drain on the taxpayer dollars.  Last summer I was 265 fucking pounds,  couple weeks or so ago,  I was 208.  May not the weight I want to be,  but I'm fucking trying.  I wasn't  fucking fat because of metabolism,  I wasn't fat because excersize was too hard.  Hell excersize is even harder on me now than it was a year ago,  both of my knees are fucked up,  my hip pops constantly,  I have scoliosis, my pelvic bone fucking hurts for no reason,  I have asthma.  I was almost morbidly obese because I drank 4 liters of coke a day,  I ate 2 lunches at school,  I went on 2 foodruns a day,  and then ate 4 packs of ramen to go to sleep.  I'm sure as fuck not a healthy weight yet (still got 20 pounds or so),  but I'm fucking trying.  And more people in the united states,  need my damn train of thought,  jut fucking try.  Next thing you know you're fucking loosing weight.  Next thing you know,  you can run half a block (YH I get it only a half a block,  but asthma bruh),  America's fucked.  

Sorry for ranting on a simple humour thread.

that's a bit too much "fucking" for my liking. Anyway, I agree with most of the comments made to be honest hueh o/

[meow]

The fat acceptance movement is by far my least favorite movement. Holy fucking shit. With BLM or the LGBT movement it's easy to see why they're movements, but fat acceptance? Like how fucking uneducated and in denial are you to think that you're healthy regardless of your body fat percentage? It promotes laziness, unhealthiness, premature death, grotesqueness, ugliness, and degeneracy. Disgusting.