[Thack]

We are a group comprised of certified intelligent hackers, crackers and developers.
we guarntee succcess in the job done as fast as possible and we provide of the job done ...we have an office and a return policy..all information will be giving to u ...Contact us Lulzsekhacker@Gmail.com or ICQ: 703132619

[fiddlesticks]

inb4 Meow makes fun of you lol

EDIT: Also probably best if you show proof of skill, make some threads about technology or debate others on the board about tech to show users this isn't a scheme just to make money. Good luck however.

[Vi-Sion]

I think you should start by hacking my facebook account.
If done you'll have a name here.

[CRNpolyfluoric]

We are always appreciating certificated hakkers . For demonstration please go to pwn my openstack cloud and post some dumps for us to admire. Please be cautious, my bots are very mean and IDS has nasty attitude.

Hooray,
Poly

[Altair]

Another auto spam message @Oni

[Skryptec]

Alright, let's get to it...

1. This is NOT a section to advertise your services.
2. I don't think anyone will purchase your services if you go like this, first build up a bit of reputation and post some high quality threads/posts.
3. nothing.

[mothered]

Using a combination of technological and/or human-based vulnerabilities (more so human-based being SE'ing), you can exploit and compromise any system. It's just a matter of "when", not "If".

On topic, I agree with @Skryptec. This Is an Introductions forum and should remain at that.