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RE: Me vs a bat... or maybe a stick? i duno it hurt tho ... #11
(07-03-2016, 12:51 PM)Nath Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 12:47 PM)Limited Edition Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 08:02 AM)Skryptec Wrote: Your feet look sexy as hell, bro!

Anyway, hope you feel better very soon!!

damn, no jacking off to my feet pics plz

(07-03-2016, 08:29 AM)Nath Wrote: I thought you had a fight with a bat, not a baseball bat lmao. Hope you're feeling better soon lmao.

lol ya I'm fine .. "you should of seen the other guys"..

What happened was I ended up losing my buddy so I went to another club where we usually end up at the end of the night. I couldnt find him but I ended up with some girl. Then at like 4:30am i decided i wanted food then to go home. The only place open for food was like half a mile away so me and the girl walked there. Just before I got there a group of young lads decided to jump me and all I remember was putting my arm up to stop myself getting hit with something I kinda remember like a thick stick, like a branch off a tree or something haha. I went down, got kicked a few times, got back to my feet then started swinging and put 2 of them on their ass. The others just backed off and I just walked away kinda quickly. The sad thing is the girl I was with ran away Sad The good news is I ended up getting food and sitting in a bus stop eating it drunk as fuck on my own haha

What a life lmao. I thought I was gunna get jumped the other day. I was walking home as I seriously needed a shit (fuck you nandos X sauce) and like 5 mins away I was on my phone and as soon as these chavs saw me they shot up and speed walked towards me. I had to kinda waddle as fast as I could as the snake was coming out of the cave, luckily I think they caught on that I needed a shit and that I walked faster so they gave up lmao.

You filthy fucker, Para was right about you being simon from inbetweeners... you probably didn't even do the extra extra hot sauce. I doubt they knew you needed a shit unless a bit was dribbling down your leg..

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RE: Me vs a bat... or maybe a stick? i duno it hurt tho ... #12
(07-03-2016, 12:56 PM)Mini Para Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 12:51 PM)Nath Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 12:47 PM)Limited Edition Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 08:02 AM)Skryptec Wrote: Your feet look sexy as hell, bro!

Anyway, hope you feel better very soon!!

damn, no jacking off to my feet pics plz

(07-03-2016, 08:29 AM)Nath Wrote: I thought you had a fight with a bat, not a baseball bat lmao. Hope you're feeling better soon lmao.

lol ya I'm fine .. "you should of seen the other guys"..

What happened was I ended up losing my buddy so I went to another club where we usually end up at the end of the night. I couldnt find him but I ended up with some girl. Then at like 4:30am i decided i wanted food then to go home. The only place open for food was like half a mile away so me and the girl walked there. Just before I got there a group of young lads decided to jump me and all I remember was putting my arm up to stop myself getting hit with something I kinda remember like a thick stick, like a branch off a tree or something haha. I went down, got kicked a few times, got back to my feet then started swinging and put 2 of them on their ass. The others just backed off and I just walked away kinda quickly. The sad thing is the girl I was with ran away Sad The good news is I ended up getting food and sitting in a bus stop eating it drunk as fuck on my own haha

What a life lmao. I thought I was gunna get jumped the other day. I was walking home as I seriously needed a shit (fuck you nandos X sauce) and like 5 mins away I was on my phone and as soon as these chavs saw me they shot up and speed walked towards me. I had to kinda waddle as fast as I could as the snake was coming out of the cave, luckily I think they caught on that I needed a shit and that I walked faster so they gave up lmao.

You filthy fucker, Para was right about you being simon from inbetweeners... you probably didn't even do the extra extra hot sauce. I doubt they knew you needed a shit unless a bit was dribbling down your leg..

There was a video of me eating it, wish I could've saved it.

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RE: Me vs a bat... or maybe a stick? i duno it hurt tho ... #13
(07-03-2016, 12:57 PM)Nath Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 12:56 PM)Mini Para Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 12:51 PM)Nath Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 12:47 PM)Limited Edition Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 08:02 AM)Skryptec Wrote: Your feet look sexy as hell, bro!

Anyway, hope you feel better very soon!!

damn, no jacking off to my feet pics plz

(07-03-2016, 08:29 AM)Nath Wrote: I thought you had a fight with a bat, not a baseball bat lmao. Hope you're feeling better soon lmao.

lol ya I'm fine .. "you should of seen the other guys"..

What happened was I ended up losing my buddy so I went to another club where we usually end up at the end of the night. I couldnt find him but I ended up with some girl. Then at like 4:30am i decided i wanted food then to go home. The only place open for food was like half a mile away so me and the girl walked there. Just before I got there a group of young lads decided to jump me and all I remember was putting my arm up to stop myself getting hit with something I kinda remember like a thick stick, like a branch off a tree or something haha. I went down, got kicked a few times, got back to my feet then started swinging and put 2 of them on their ass. The others just backed off and I just walked away kinda quickly. The sad thing is the girl I was with ran away Sad The good news is I ended up getting food and sitting in a bus stop eating it drunk as fuck on my own haha

What a life lmao. I thought I was gunna get jumped the other day. I was walking home as I seriously needed a shit (fuck you nandos X sauce) and like 5 mins away I was on my phone and as soon as these chavs saw me they shot up and speed walked towards me. I had to kinda waddle as fast as I could as the snake was coming out of the cave, luckily I think they caught on that I needed a shit and that I walked faster so they gave up lmao.

You filthy fucker, Para was right about you being simon from inbetweeners... you probably didn't even do the extra extra hot sauce. I doubt they knew you needed a shit unless a bit was dribbling down your leg..

There was a video of me eating it, wish I could've saved it.

Eating shit?

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RE: Me vs a bat... or maybe a stick? i duno it hurt tho ... #14
(07-03-2016, 12:58 PM)Mini Para Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 12:57 PM)Nath Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 12:56 PM)Mini Para Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 12:51 PM)Nath Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 12:47 PM)Limited Edition Wrote: damn, no jacking off to my feet pics plz


lol ya I'm fine .. "you should of seen the other guys"..

What happened was I ended up losing my buddy so I went to another club where we usually end up at the end of the night. I couldnt find him but I ended up with some girl. Then at like 4:30am i decided i wanted food then to go home. The only place open for food was like half a mile away so me and the girl walked there. Just before I got there a group of young lads decided to jump me and all I remember was putting my arm up to stop myself getting hit with something I kinda remember like a thick stick, like a branch off a tree or something haha. I went down, got kicked a few times, got back to my feet then started swinging and put 2 of them on their ass. The others just backed off and I just walked away kinda quickly. The sad thing is the girl I was with ran away Sad The good news is I ended up getting food and sitting in a bus stop eating it drunk as fuck on my own haha

What a life lmao. I thought I was gunna get jumped the other day. I was walking home as I seriously needed a shit (fuck you nandos X sauce) and like 5 mins away I was on my phone and as soon as these chavs saw me they shot up and speed walked towards me. I had to kinda waddle as fast as I could as the snake was coming out of the cave, luckily I think they caught on that I needed a shit and that I walked faster so they gave up lmao.

You filthy fucker, Para was right about you being simon from inbetweeners... you probably didn't even do the extra extra hot sauce. I doubt they knew you needed a shit unless a bit was dribbling down your leg..

There was a video of me eating it, wish I could've saved it.

Eating shit?

lmao I thought the exact same thing!

Also lmao at "waddle away"
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RE: Me vs a bat... or maybe a stick? i duno it hurt tho ... #15
(07-03-2016, 01:03 PM)Limited Edition Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 12:58 PM)Mini Para Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 12:57 PM)Nath Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 12:56 PM)Mini Para Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 12:51 PM)Nath Wrote: What a life lmao. I thought I was gunna get jumped the other day. I was walking home as I seriously needed a shit (fuck you nandos X sauce) and like 5 mins away I was on my phone and as soon as these chavs saw me they shot up and speed walked towards me. I had to kinda waddle as fast as I could as the snake was coming out of the cave, luckily I think they caught on that I needed a shit and that I walked faster so they gave up lmao.

You filthy fucker, Para was right about you being simon from inbetweeners... you probably didn't even do the extra extra hot sauce. I doubt they knew you needed a shit unless a bit was dribbling down your leg..

There was a video of me eating it, wish I could've saved it.

Eating shit?

lmao I thought the exact same thing!

Also lmao at "waddle away"

I was so scared man. I didn't know what to do.

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RE: Me vs a bat... or maybe a stick? i duno it hurt tho ... #16
(07-03-2016, 01:05 PM)Nath Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 01:03 PM)Limited Edition Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 12:58 PM)Mini Para Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 12:57 PM)Nath Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 12:56 PM)Mini Para Wrote: You filthy fucker, Para was right about you being simon from inbetweeners... you probably didn't even do the extra extra hot sauce. I doubt they knew you needed a shit unless a bit was dribbling down your leg..

There was a video of me eating it, wish I could've saved it.

Eating shit?

lmao I thought the exact same thing!

Also lmao at "waddle away"

I was so scared man. I didn't know what to do.

lolol, sensible thing is to get out of there as quick as you can. Although if you're like me and love a good scrap, just make sure you at least do some damage to one of them haha
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RE: Me vs a bat... or maybe a stick? i duno it hurt tho ... #17
(07-03-2016, 01:37 PM)Limited Edition Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 01:05 PM)Nath Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 01:03 PM)Limited Edition Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 12:58 PM)Mini Para Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 12:57 PM)Nath Wrote: There was a video of me eating it, wish I could've saved it.

Eating shit?

lmao I thought the exact same thing!

Also lmao at "waddle away"

I was so scared man. I didn't know what to do.

lolol, sensible thing is to get out of there as quick as you can. Although if you're like me and love a good scrap, just make sure you at least do some damage to one of them haha

Nath doing damage. Have a laugh we all know he took he knive and fork set to nandos.

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RE: Me vs a bat... or maybe a stick? i duno it hurt tho ... #18
(07-03-2016, 01:48 PM)Mini Para Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 01:37 PM)Limited Edition Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 01:05 PM)Nath Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 01:03 PM)Limited Edition Wrote:
(07-03-2016, 12:58 PM)Mini Para Wrote: Eating shit?

lmao I thought the exact same thing!

Also lmao at "waddle away"

I was so scared man. I didn't know what to do.

lolol, sensible thing is to get out of there as quick as you can. Although if you're like me and love a good scrap, just make sure you at least do some damage to one of them haha

Nath doing damage. Have a laugh we all know he took he knive and fork set to nandos.

Loool don't forget the spoons as well

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RE: Me vs a bat... or maybe a stick? i duno it hurt tho ... #19
You look like one mean mother fucker mate. But seriously you got fucked up gg.

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RE: Me vs a bat... or maybe a stick? i duno it hurt tho ... #20
(07-03-2016, 07:09 PM)Day Wrote: You look like one mean mother fucker mate. But seriously you got fucked up gg.

lol, we have different definitions of "fucked up" then Tongue You should of saw the state of me when I have been fucked up in the past, this is nothing haha
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