Spring Break ~ Oregon

pvnk · 03-22-2016, 05:46 AM

Arrived at Oregon with the love of my life for spring break.

Traveled via plane. Alaskan Airlines.
Uber to get around.

Weather in Portland today ~ cold, raining, windy

Food in Oregon ~ great ~ food carts were great (Egyptian food today) taste buds were pleased.

Finally, I shat three times and I think I'm going to go for a fourth time.

It was tragic when I was taking a dump at the airport and the announcer decided to announce on the speaker, "LAST CALL FOR ALASKAN AIRLINES." I left the toilet half finished with my very important business.

Thought you should know.

'Tis all.

Got 4 hours of sleep. I'm extremely tired.

Overall, pretty fun. Got lots of pictures.

pvnk · 03-23-2016, 07:49 AM

Not one reply?! Fuckers!!

mothered · 03-24-2016, 01:41 PM

(03-22-2016, 05:46 AM)Primitive Wrote: It was tragic when I was taking a dump at the airport and the announcer decided to announce on the speaker, "LAST CALL FOR ALASKAN AIRLINES." I left the toilet half finished with my very important business.

Now this Is simply hilarious.

A classic example of being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Oni · 03-28-2016, 06:30 PM

I know the feeling you had in the bathroom. Have had to end meals and toss drinks to make early departing flights.

pvnk · 03-28-2016, 07:35 PM

(03-28-2016, 06:30 PM)Oni Wrote: I know the feeling you had in the bathroom. Have had to end meals and toss drinks to make early departing flights.

NOT QUITE THE SAME WHEN IT IS AN UNFINISHED SHIET!!

Oni · 03-28-2016, 07:38 PM

(03-28-2016, 07:35 PM)Primitive Wrote: NOT QUITE THE SAME WHEN IT IS AN UNFINISHED SHIET!!

Yeah... I always waited to use the lavatory.

pvnk · 03-28-2016, 07:59 PM

(03-28-2016, 07:38 PM)Oni Wrote: Yeah... I always waited to use the lavatory.

But the ones in the actual plane are unreasonably small. Honestly, if you're an average sized fat American, there's NO WAY you could fit in it.
Come to think of it, that's probably the strategy to keep the restroom cleaner.

Oni · 03-28-2016, 08:04 PM

(03-28-2016, 07:59 PM)Primitive Wrote: But the ones in the actual plane are unreasonably small. Honestly, if you're an average sized fat American, there's NO WAY you could fit in it.
Come to think of it, that's probably the strategy to keep the restroom cleaner.

Average sized and fat are two separate things. I haven't had issues.

Pirate · 03-28-2016, 08:04 PM

damn the most fun thing im going to do this spring break is go to the mall

pvnk · 03-28-2016, 08:07 PM

(03-28-2016, 08:04 PM)Oni Wrote: Average sized and fat are two separate things. I haven't had issues.

I'm less than average sized. I'm skin and bones.

Spring Break ~ Oregon
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