[Release] SkiddieSpeech Class

SQLi · 05-27-2013, 01:34 AM

This is just a Class that uses the Speech API to emulate a voice that speaks like a true hacker. Could be fun to have in botnets and prank RATs.

Code:
	Public Class SkiddieSpeech
    Public Sub Anonymous()
        Dim Message As String = "We Are Anónymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us."
        Speak(Message)
    End Sub

    Public Sub _9GAG()
        Dim Message As String = "You've been hacked by 9GAG. Don't bother filing a police-report because we're behind 9001 proxies."
        Speak(Message)
    End Sub

    Public Sub LulzSec()
        Dim Message As String = "We have hacked you for the lulz. Sincerely, LulzSec."
        Speak(Message)
    End Sub

    Private Sub Speak(ByVal Message As String)
        Dim Speech As Object = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
        Speech.speak(Message)
    End Sub
End Class

You could use it like this. Add a ComboBox and adjust its item values accordingly. Put this in a click event on a button or something like that.

Code:
	 Dim SP As New SkiddieSpeech
        Select Case ComboBox1.SelectedItem
            Case "LulzSec"
                SP.LulzSec()
            Case "9GAG"
                SP._9GAG()
            Case "Anonymous"
                SP.Anonymous()
        End Select

Adorapuff · 05-27-2013, 02:13 AM

Can you explain what this does?

i0xIllusi0n · 05-27-2013, 02:19 AM

Dys it's a program that speaks to you, saying whatever your message is.
But ew, VB.net

SQLi · 05-27-2013, 02:21 AM

(05-27-2013, 02:13 AM)Devil Child Wrote: Can you explain what this does?

It pretty much just reads the provided text out loud with the Microsoft voice thing.

Nefarious · 05-27-2013, 02:27 AM

(05-27-2013, 02:13 AM)Devil Child Wrote: Can you explain what this does?

Its basically text to speech.

Customer · 05-27-2013, 03:07 AM

Whenever I saw 9gag, I just stopped reading.

Adorapuff · 05-27-2013, 03:24 AM

The text is kind of funny. Can anyone convert this to C?

SQLi · 05-27-2013, 03:48 AM

(05-27-2013, 03:24 AM)Devil Child Wrote: The text is kind of funny. Can anyone convert this to C?

In case you meant C#, C is not my strong side.

Code:
public class SkiddieSpeech
{
	public void Anonymous()
	{
		string Message = "We Are Anónymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.";
		Speak(Message);
	}

	public void _9GAG()
	{
		string Message = "You've been hacked by 9GAG. Don't bother filing a police-report because we're behind 9001 proxies.";
		Speak(Message);
	}

	public void LulzSec()
	{
		string Message = "We have hacked you for the lulz. Sincerely, LulzSec.";
		Speak(Message);
	}

	private void Speak(string Message)
	{
		object Speech = Interaction.CreateObject("sapi.spvoice");
		Speech.speak(Message);
	}
}

Oni · 05-27-2013, 12:35 PM

Very nice. Didn't even know about the speech API. I can see how this would be used.

[Release] SkiddieSpeech Class
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