[Silent Reaper]

Post some of the spam/junk/phishing emails you've recieved.

Spoiler: NOTICE FROM INTERPOL‏

FROM THE DESK OF INSPECTOR PETER YAKUBU
INTERNATIONAL POLICE FORCE INVESTIGATION UNIT NIGERIA.
INTERNATIONAL POLICE (INTERPOL).


This is official notice to you that we have been mandated by His Excellency Mr.
President, Dr. Good-luck Jonathan to monitor and follow up your payment of Two
Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars with federal government of
Nigeria.

We came to understand through our investigation team that you have been trying
to claim your funds for a couple of months now and you are yet to receive your
funds due to corruptions in federal government of Nigeria. It was based on
this that His Excellency, Mr. President mandated us to handle your payment and
make sure that you receive your funds without any delay as he is trying to
rebuild the good image of this country with our foreign counterparts all over
the
world.

Our duty is to put a stop to all corruption frequently occurs both at national
international level with the help of Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) whom
has agreed to work hand to hand with us to get hold of all the hidden and
Identify thief's local and international.

The Interpol Police Group of Experts on Corruption (IGEC) aims to develop and
implement new initiatives to further law enforcement’s efficiency in the fight
against corruption. We need your absolute co-operation right now so that you
can receive your total amount of Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United State
Dollars which is now in the custody of Interpol Police Force Unity Nigeria.

In view of this development, you are requested to confirm and furnish us with
your full names, postage address and telephone numbers to enable us proceed and
process your fund which will be delivery to you through our special diplomat
(Interpol special diplomat) to your door step.

Be rest assured that upon receipt of the above information and the registration
and delivering fee of $85, we will proceed in delivering of your fund to you.
For your information, Your fund has been packaged in a consignment and is ready
to be send to you. For security reasons, endeavor to indicate this code
number(CODE 00117) when replying back. this code shows that you are the
rightful owner of the consignment box and for your Identification purpose. any
email that come to you without the above code don't ever reply to the email
because is not from us. Below is the information where you will send the $85
delivering fee.

Receiver Name ..... CHIKE JUDE
City.....Lagos
Country.:.....Nigeria
Question.:.....when
Answer.:.....Now
Amount.......$85
MTCN...

Finally, call us through our privet number as listed below +234-81332-69838
immediately you receive this email and immediately you send the $85 require fee
to enable us commence towards the shipment of your consignment box to you
without delay.

Yours Faithfully,
Inspector Peter Yakubu.
+234-81332-69838.
Interpol Police Force Unity Nigeria.

Spoiler: Urgent Letter From Hospital‏

My Dearest One,
This is Miss Marina Sanzel from Trinidad &Tobago. I am writing from the hospital in Ivory Coast , therefore this mail is very urgent as you can see that I'm dying in the hospital which I don't know what tomorrow will be. I was told by my doctor that I was poisoned and has got my liver damaged and can only live for some months.
I inherited some money ($2.5 Million) from my late father and I cannot think of anybody trying to kill me apart from my step mother in order to inherit the money, she is an Ivorian by nationality.

I want you to contact my servant with this information below:
Servant Augustine Maranatha.
Address: Rue De La Princess L /G 152 Cocody
Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire.


He will give you the documents of the money and will direct you to a well known lawyer that I have appointed to him, the lawyer will assist you to change the documents
of the money to your name to enable the bank transfer the money to you.

This is the favor I need when you have gotten the money :-

(1) Give 20% of the money to my servant Augustine as he has been there for me through my illness and I have promised to support him in life. I want you to take him
along with you to your country and establish him as your son.

(2) Give 30% of the money to handicap people and charity organization, then the remaining one is yours.
Note; This should be a code between you and my Servant Augustine in this transaction "Hospital" any mail from him, the barrister he will direct you to, without this code
"Hospital" is not from the barrister, Augustine, the bank or myself as I don't know what will happen to me in the next few hours.

(3) The lawyer's name is Mc Lambert Adams . And Let Augustine send you his International passport to be sure of whom you are dealing with. Augustine is so little
therefore guide him.

And if I don't hear from you, I will look for another person or an organization.

Please do not forget to contact Maranatha Augustine
May Almighty God bless you and use you to accomplish my wish.
Pray for me always.
Miss Marina Sanzel

[Oni]

Some are pretty well written.

[Senka]

That 'urgent' letter from the hospital has been going around a lot lately, i got the exact same email not to long ago.

[Silent Reaper]

Some are pretty well written.

To be honest, the notice from interpol email was slightly convincing 'til I read "NIGERIA", the sender's email and how they were going to catch all the "theif's".

[MiS]

Spoiler: BARRISTER Fred Mike

--
TEMPLE CHAMBERS $ ASSOCIATES
(LEGAL PRACTITIONAL)
No: 85, Western Avenue,
Surulere, Lagos.
Email (barr_fredmike02@yahoo.co.jp

Dear Friend

It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a surprise; this is
because we have not met before but I am inspired to sending you this email
following the huge fund transfer opportunity that will be of mutual
benefit to both of us. However, I am Barrister Fred Mike Attorney to the
late Engr.Ronald Johnson a national of Northern American, who used to work
with Shell Petroleum Development Company (SPDC) in Nigeria On the 11th of
November, 2008. My client, his wife and their three children were involved
in a car accident along Sagamu/Lagos Express Road.

Unfortunately they all lost their lives in the event of the accident,
since then I have made several enquiries to several Embassies to locate
any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his
relatives over the Internet to locate any member of his family but of no
avail, hence I contacted you.

I contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left
behind by my client; I can easily convince the bank with my legal practice
that you are the only surviving relation of my client. Otherwise the
Estate he left behind will be confiscated or declared unserviceable by the
bank where these huge deposits were lodged.

Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at about
million U.S dollars (Fifteen million U.S. America
dollars).Consequently, The bank issued me a notice to provide the next of
kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working
days.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over several
years now.

I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased, so
that the proceeds of this account valued at million U.S dollars can be
paid to your account and then you and I can share the money, 50% to me and
50% to you.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal
through and also forward the following to me:

1, Your Full Name:.......
2, Your House Address:..................
3, Your Country:..........................
4, Your Contact Telephone /Fax Number: ......
5, Your Age and Gender:.......................
6, Your Occupation: .................................

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that
will protect you from any breach of the law.
Please get in touch with me VIA this my confidential email (
barr_fredmike02@yahoo.co.jp )

Yours Faithfully,
BARRISTER Fred Mike,

[Oni]

Code:

Hey there, Quick announcement. 2 new upgrades are available, as well as a new group. Link: https://www.sinister.ly/Thread-New-Upgrades-and-Groups Cheers, Oni Owner of Sinisterly

Seems legit...

[Eclipse]

Code:

Hey there, Quick announcement. 2 new upgrades are available, as well as a new group. Link: https://www.sinister.ly/Thread-New-Upgrades-and-Groups Cheers, Oni Owner of Sinisterly

Seems legit...

I knew you were trying to exploit us...

Spoiler: BARRISTER Fred Mike

--
TEMPLE CHAMBERS $ ASSOCIATES
(LEGAL PRACTITIONAL)
No: 85, Western Avenue,
Surulere, Lagos.
Email (barr_fredmike02@yahoo.co.jp

Dear Friend

It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a surprise; this is
because we have not met before but I am inspired to sending you this email
following the huge fund transfer opportunity that will be of mutual
benefit to both of us. However, I am Barrister Fred Mike Attorney to the
late Engr.Ronald Johnson a national of Northern American, who used to work
with Shell Petroleum Development Company (SPDC) in Nigeria On the 11th of
November, 2008. My client, his wife and their three children were involved
in a car accident along Sagamu/Lagos Express Road.

Unfortunately they all lost their lives in the event of the accident,
since then I have made several enquiries to several Embassies to locate
any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his
relatives over the Internet to locate any member of his family but of no
avail, hence I contacted you.

I contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left
behind by my client; I can easily convince the bank with my legal practice
that you are the only surviving relation of my client. Otherwise the
Estate he left behind will be confiscated or declared unserviceable by the
bank where these huge deposits were lodged.

Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at about
million U.S dollars (Fifteen million U.S. America
dollars).Consequently, The bank issued me a notice to provide the next of
kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working
days.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over several
years now.

I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased, so
that the proceeds of this account valued at million U.S dollars can be
paid to your account and then you and I can share the money, 50% to me and
50% to you.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal
through and also forward the following to me:

1, Your Full Name:.......
2, Your House Address:..................
3, Your Country:..........................
4, Your Contact Telephone /Fax Number: ......
5, Your Age and Gender:.......................
6, Your Occupation: .................................

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that
will protect you from any breach of the law.
Please get in touch with me VIA this my confidential email (
barr_fredmike02@yahoo.co.jp )

Yours Faithfully,
BARRISTER Fred Mike,

That one is a pretty convincing story but it's poorly written.

[Meilyn22]

These are funny emails. How anyone falls for this is a suprise

[ornlucc]

Used to get so fucking many. Made a whole new inbox to keep the good ones.

[Flgmtn99]

I have a whole separate email for all the garbage