Success: The Panic Clock

Vyktochr · 08-16-2014, 10:59 PM

I'm almost 24 and not a millionaire.
Would this make anyone else feel like a failure?

Feat · 08-16-2014, 11:03 PM

Nope, I couldn't give a rat's ass about your "almost a millionaire" status.

Satan · 08-16-2014, 11:09 PM

(08-16-2014, 10:59 PM)Vyktochr Wrote: I'm almost 24 and now a millionaire.
Would this make anyone else feel like a failure?

Nope. Gl with keeping that money though.

Equinox · 08-16-2014, 11:17 PM

Hope you don't mind me asking, but what's the point of this thread?

Satan · 08-16-2014, 11:22 PM

(08-16-2014, 11:17 PM)Equinox Wrote: Hope you don't mind me asking, but what's the point of this thread?

To try and make people envious of his epeen, which I'm fairly certain he's lacking.

MiS · 08-16-2014, 11:23 PM

I don't understand the thread title.

Equinox · 08-16-2014, 11:24 PM

(08-16-2014, 11:22 PM)Six Wrote: To try and make people envious of his epeen, which I'm fairly certain he's lacking.

That's just ... sad? If that word would accurately describe it.

Satan · 08-16-2014, 11:25 PM

(08-16-2014, 11:24 PM)Equinox Wrote: That's just ... sad? If that word would accurately describe it.

I doubt he's being truthful too.

Jolly · 08-16-2014, 11:32 PM

Dear Sir, please put your pants back on. Nobody likes a exhibitionist.

Satan · 08-17-2014, 12:47 AM

(08-16-2014, 11:32 PM)Jolly Wrote:

Dear Sir, please put your pants back on. Nobody likes a exhibitionist.

This made me laugh pretty badly internally.