[Alan Turing]

if you think you're good in the hood than rap battle me or i'll make you pee.

[Losi]

I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face
If you give no effort
If you got no money
Then i got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
Now thats a real education fuck books
If you wanna make in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen

[superMAUS]

easy, you go first.

blahblahblahblahblahblah

[Alan Turing]

I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face
If you give no effort
If you got no money
Then i got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
Now thats a real education fuck books
If you wanna make in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen

fuck outa here filthy frank your shit not dank

---

easy, you go first.

blahblahblahblahblahblah

you're a massive cunt, when you play soccer you probably toe punt

[xornull]

Code:

ye man ye nigga nigga ye ye weed bitches ye nigga nigga ye weed and bitches ye gangsta ye east coast nigga nigga ye

owned

[MiS]

Code:

ye man ye nigga nigga ye ye weed bitches ye nigga nigga ye weed and bitches ye gangsta ye east coast nigga nigga ye

owned

I nominate this man for Grammy Award for Best Rap Song.

[Eclipse]

Code:

ye man ye nigga nigga ye ye weed bitches ye nigga nigga ye weed and bitches ye gangsta ye east coast nigga nigga ye

owned

Undisputed winner.

[BreShiE]

Yo Kosaki, the fuck is your name all about?
I'm about to root your server and kick your access out!
You talk a lot of shit but that's all you do,
I can back my shit up son and you know that's true,
I don't fuck about, you're just a yout.

Nah I'm kidding this is just a laugh,
I'm actually quite sure you can beat me at math,
Let's go to Amsterdam and smoke some bud in a cafe,
Let me rap this up, it's time to go,
Ladies and Gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed the show.



WOW BROW I'M SO GUD Y0

BreShiE for eminem 2014

[xornull]

I made a program in C++ that generates rap, dedicated to the amazing quality
of all that is modern rap.

Code:

#include <cstdio> #include <Windows.h> #include <cstdlib> #include <ctime> void main() { const char* cTest = NULL; char *words[] = {"nigga", "weed", "bitch" , "bitches" , "east coast", "west coast", "fuck the police!!!"}; int nLines = 0; system("title Modern rap/hip hop in a nutshell"); do { printf("Enter the amount of lines:\n"); scanf("%d", &nLines); system("cls"); } while (nLines < 1); srand(GetTickCount()); while (nLines > 0) { srand(GetTickCount()+nLines+time(NULL)); printf("ye\n"); printf("%s\n",words[rand() % ((sizeof(words) / sizeof(cTest))-1)]); nLines--; } printf("---------------------\n"); system("pause"); }

[Alan Turing]

Yo Kosaki, the fuck is your name all about?
I'm about to root your server and kick your access out!
You talk a lot of shit but that's all you do,
I can back my shit up son and you know that's true,
I don't fuck about, you're just a yout.

Nah I'm kidding this is just a laugh,
I'm actually quite sure you can beat me at math,
Let's go to Amsterdam and smoke some bud in a cafe,
Let me rap this up, it's time to go,
Ladies and Gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed the show.



WOW BROW I'M SO GUD Y0

BreShiE for eminem 2014

Wow KMS wannabe in the house
bout to silently shell your box like a mouse
Root my server? just end your life
if u wanna stab urself ill supply the knife

just kidding bro i know you're the best
now please jerk off and skeet on my chest