[Fox™]

Why would they do that when the NSA has all of our shit anyway? They can check the db's there for his texts.

[Mushroom Face]

I'm so very confused.

Tech departments would love getting a young teenage girl Justin Beibers phone. They have nothing better to do in their lives.

[Boss]

You act like there are things police actually can do, and that this is such a surprise.

Spoiler:

Don't get upset. It's kind of a joke.

[LindaKay]

Now the little screw up has been drag racing and popping Xanax. The cops are already changing their stories, though. I'll bet he's paying them all off.

Not that I blame him. I probably would too if I could afford it.

[iC0D3_HF]

Same here. I know he did it just to have fun