[Eclipse]

Hey guys,

This is a simple thread where you can paste the randomness of your clipboard! Please read the rules below before doing so.

• You can post more than once but don't spam and keep it HQ.
  
• Keep your posts at a high standard.
  
• Explain why something is in your clipboard. (This'll be funny...)
  
• Put the contents of your clipboard in a spoiler tag.
  
• Don't just fucking copy Pi here.... (Please?)
  

Have fun!

Sparks

Here's mine: (I was in the 'story by sinisterly members' thread)

Spoiler:

Once upon a time, I was running away from Oninigger! Suddenly a wild spammer tried to fight my penis, but he needed to pass the HIV test first.Although Oni is amazingly beautiful, he fell for my awesome bewbs and then Cyan came in like "YO BITCH WHATTUP". Suddenly his cock exploded, so Oni kissed it better. The very next moment, Jiggly slapped him across the ass cheeks. He moaned with pleasure as he shat bricks from his urethra and screamed "ice cream!" Poochyena was sodomized.The situation suddenly exploded when Devil attempted to touch Sparks inappropriately. Sparks reacted by slowly inserting 2 fingers into his anus whilst whispering Lux's name. His ass was too small so Duubz kicked them in for him. Sparky shoved his index finger into Duubz's mouth, then proceeded to thrust it back into Atmosphere's ass, he orgasmed twice in a row. However, he was a nigger so he wasn't satisfied with KFC chicken. So what he did was stuff it in OverSouL's vagina. This made jiggly cry when suddenly... Adorapuff showed up, and then [ OG ] stuck his penis into duubz's ass for twenty years and Leo then carefully removed it. Then Leo licked Sparks's ass hole, wile shoving [ OG ]'s penis into cr33pyguy's ass. TUNER then confessed his undying love for Cressi. Then dick punched Leo in the eye. Sparks looked on in horror as Lux's asshole was gaped wide open. But they're dreaming!

I woke up and realized that my wife had made me breakfast, She's always considerate. Apart from that one time she sucked my cock so great, that I had a seizure. But I still proceed to fuck Sparks up the nose. That felt competely awesome but caused cancerous growths to form on the inside of his nose, so that whoever has sex with his nose gets a salty surprise. Sparks now has sexual tendencies towards people's eye sockets. the villagers became giant vagina monsters that destroyed the giant oni-like monster that owned the village of Sinisterly. The colours turned red and black-ish-grey before Duubz was slain by Bluescreen who actually intended to rape him. He soon realized, however, that

[BlueScreen]

Oh god. Look what you made me do;

Spoiler: Bluescreen's Clipboard"

I have found something interesting about pubery and underarmns. I tested it on several girls 9-12 on this. If there's no sweat under her underarms her pussy can not get very wet when stimulated. As soon as she start puberty and you can see at least a little sweat and smell just a hint of BO in sexy armpit her pussy can get a lot wetter. Now I use it as a guide if it would be "developmentally appropriate" for her to be in a sexual relationship.

[lux]

Spoiler:

[8:30:00 PM] bonfire.hf: I'm just hosting a personal site
[8:30:10 PM] bonfire.hf: I just want to see how my site would work

I was accusing him of using GoDaddy hosting and meh. Yeah.
I look forward to this thread.

[Eclipse]

Oh god. Look what you made me do;

Wait wtf. How do you get to this stuff? You didn't just type that there did you?

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Spoiler:

[8:30:00 PM] bonfire.hf: I'm just hosting a personal site
[8:30:10 PM] bonfire.hf: I just want to see how my site would work

I was accusing him of using GoDaddy hosting and meh. Yeah.
I look forward to this thread.

So do I brother, so do I...

[BlueScreen]

Wait wtf. How do you get to this stuff? You didn't just type that there did you?

Let's just say I was chatting in a chatroom where I only could post x amount of words per message, and I tried to post it in there part by part.

[Cressi]

Love the thread idea ^^

Mine is this, as I'm currently in need of groceries for the morning, and who can be bothered with paying?

Spoiler:

https://www.tescohelp.com/tesco/forms/ghs_form.html

Don't just fucking copy Pi here.... (Please?)

Did anybody say Piception?

Spoiler:

[Eclipse]

Love the thread idea ^^

Mine is this, as I'm currently in need of groceries for the morning, and who can be bothered with paying?

Spoiler:

https://www.tescohelp.com/tesco/forms/ghs_form.html

Did anybody say Piception?

Spoiler:

I like your style

Wow that 'Pi' looks nice

[Hexadecimal]

My clipboard is this:

Spoiler:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E47o9v3JCdA

Yeah...
Not really a good reason, but: I had to send that to my friend.

[lux]

Spoiler:

Kjempe kjekt når du får kjøtt i "veggis" maten din..

Fucking Norwegian Facebook Status'.

[Eclipse]

Spoiler:

Kjempe kjekt når du får kjøtt i "veggis" maten din..

Fucking Norwegian Facebook Status'.

Google translate? *tapps nose *