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The funniest thing happened yesterday... lol #1
So there I was in the coffee shop looking at my beauty of a car when I reach into my pocket and realize the keys aren't there. At first I was like they must be in my hoodie. They aren't. I start to panic, I go to my car and look in the window, nothing. Then a police car comes along and they think I'm looking to steal something so they stop and come up to me and say: "Is there a problem, sir?" and at this point I'm pretty pissed and don't realize it's a cop and then I respond with "Fuck off, my keys are stuck in the car" I then turn around to see this big 6ft guy in a police costume. I have never been so scared in my life...

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RE: The funniest thing happened yesterday... #2
How do you not see a Police car.

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RE: The funniest thing happened yesterday... #3
(11-21-2013, 11:05 PM)Harvey Wrote: How do you not see a Police car.

I don't know, I can't find needles in a needle stack...

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RE: The funniest thing happened yesterday... #4
LMFAO. I bet he felt like betting your ass.

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RE: The funniest thing happened yesterday... #5
You didn't notice that it was a cop?...
Darwin award.

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RE: The funniest thing happened yesterday... #6
This made my day, lol. But I'd recommend you get glasses?
[Image: a319ef9581853.560e3236d2b0b.png]

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RE: The funniest thing happened yesterday... #7
(11-22-2013, 09:56 PM)Exiled Wrote: This made my day, lol. But I'd recommend you get glasses?

No it's not that. I'm just clumsy.

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RE: The funniest thing happened yesterday... #8
Hahahahah :')

Sucks to be you man. What happened after?

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RE: The funniest thing happened yesterday... #9
(11-24-2013, 03:11 AM)Muzzy Wrote: Hahahahah :')

Sucks to be you man. What happened after?

HE was promptly butt-fucked and arrested.

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RE: The funniest thing happened yesterday... lol #10
> "big 6ft guy in a police costume"

>> "police costume"

You sure it was a real cop? [Image: haXONkh.png]

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