[Sir]

I originally posted this on another forum a few weeks ago, figured I'd share it with you guys.

Ok so, I've been in the dating/hook up crowd for a while and after a recent uhh... "Incident". This is why I'm officially done for a while, and no it's not because I'm too busy or some girl broke my heart or whatever you're expecting.

So the story starts like this; I'm in a popular bar/pool hall lots of my friends are regulars there, and I've hooked up with most of the girls there I'd like to, with the exception of the few who are just there to flirt and be a cock tease, we rarely ever see new faces come in and usually when they do they're just there for the tournaments, well this night's different a drop dead gorgeous brunette walks in no tats no piercings, petite boobs, tiny body, totally my type. I offer her a drink, get her something on tap, and ask her if she plays pool, she kinda laughs a little and clearly has been tailgating before coming in she says she'll kick my ass in any game we rack up, I chuckle a little assuming she's just being flirty. I rack up a game of 9ball, offer her the break, she sink a couple on the break then next shot takes down the 9 with an easy combo, total luck. She's rubbing it in my face and all that, I blame it on luck, and tell her I'll take her down on 8ball then. She offers me the break, I decline and say "we'll lag for it", I win the lag take my break, nothing in. She gets a stripe, and precedes to clean up sinking 6/7 balls in a row, and these were not easy shots... I'm impressed, needless to say I lost. I ask her where she learned to shoot, she tells me a story about how she used to be a pool shark to make ends met when life wasn't so easy on her, that was all I needed to hear, lady hustlers are fuckin hot and I'm totally lost in this girl. We get to talking, I ask her why she's here she says she moved from cali a few weeks ago, we exchange names, fb, that stuff. Then part ways. I go back in a week on the same night hoping to "bump" into her again, and just play it cool, don't wanna scare her off or anything y'know. Lucky for me she shows up a little after I do, she precedes to kick my ass in pool, we get some shots, really start talking, I'm starting to realize I'm really digging this chick she's funny, witty, not a total bitch despite how gorgeous she is, a few shots in she says she was disappointed I didn't hit her up on fb or anything... Realizing she's dropping some hints I ask her if she wants to move this somewhere else, she suggests her new apt a few blocks away, despite her protests I end up driving us there reassuring her I'm not too drunk to drive she even had me do the sobriety test before she'd agree to get in with me. We get like half way in the door we're all over each other. She kinda starts acting all weird, and idk "distant" I guess she's just a little nervous or really drunk something, I'm thinking maybe she has a bf or whatever. I ask her what's up and she says something along the lines of "Ummm, I really like you but..." she pauses for what feels like 5 minutes and my head is just spinning trying to figure out wtf is going on. After a really long awkward silence I break it by saying, "but, what"? She doesn't say anything and I'm about to go nuts, she finally says "I'm transgender"... I literally don't say anything, I'm just shocked, and leave instantly and preceded to remove "her" off my fb...

Fuck dating, I finally meet a legit chick, and she's not even!


tl;dr I almost fucked a tranny.

[Nil]

Not going to bother checking if it's a copy pasta, but that is very disappointing. I feel sorry for you. I would say I also feel for the other person, but I think he/she should have told you a lot sooner, like before you went back to the apartment.

[Sir]

Not going to bother checking if it's a copy pasta, but that is very disappointing. I feel sorry for you. I would say I also feel for the other person, but I think he/she should have told you a lot sooner, like before you went back to the apartment.

I c/p from my op at hf, dude you should be wearin a sign that says "you think I have a vagina, but I really have a penis"... Like for real, that's like opening an xmas present and finding... Well a dick.

[Kureo]

I actually feel more sad for the other person than I feel for you. Mainly because I mean its a worse case for that person.

[Nil]

I don't know man. Usually there are telltale signs that the chick used to be a man. Was there nothing now that you look back at it?

[Sir]

I don't know man. Usually there are telltale signs that the chick used to be a man. Was there nothing now that you look back at it?

Other than the fact I thought "this chick's so cool she's chill like a dude"? No, no bulge, no adams apple, I mean I was pretty drunk on both occasions though, Idk...

[lux]

As soon as she whooped your ass TWICE in pool you should of expected something.

But:
A dick in the arse isn't a knife in the heart man, you'll find someone. (Hopefully with a lovely bacon roll for you)

[Boudica]

I actually feel more sad for the other person than I feel for you. Mainly because I mean its a worse case for that person.

I do too. I think she should have warned you before hand. However, imagine you really like someone when you're transgender. How do you just drop that in a conversation? How do you say it when you know the person you're really into is just going to ditch you as soon as you mention it? :/

Dick or no dick. She's a she.

I do get your point of view though too. That's quite a shocker!

[Sir]

As soon as she whooped your ass TWICE in pool you should of expected something.

But:
A dick in the arse isn't a knife in the heart man, you'll find someone. (Hopefully with a lovely bacon roll for you)

I love bacon :3

I've seen plenty of chicks who shoot a mean game of pool (yes I verified they were female, or maybe post OP now that I think about it... *shudders*)

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Dick or no dick. She's a she.

I disagree, penis = man vagina = not man

[Nil]

I do too. I think she should have warned you before hand. However, imagine you really like someone when you're transgender. How do you just drop that in a conversation? How do you say it when you know the person you're really into is just going to ditch you as soon as you mention it? :/

Dick or no dick. She's a she.

I do get your point of view though too. That's quite a shocker!

If you're born a girl, you'll always be a girl and vice versa.

But yes, it's difficult to bring that subject up. I think the best thing to do when you found out was to calmly tell the person you aren't interested in transgenders and you apologize and leave. But I realize you were in shock, and rightfully so.