[Мatt]

Well, mine was rather embarrassing more than anything. My girlfriend at the time and I were cruising around and we pulled over into a parking lot and started getting hot and heavy. We finally made our way over 3rd base and were heading home, until I saw the brightest of bright lights shine right on the car. What do you know, a cop pulls in and blasts me in the face with that beam of shenanigans.

Funny story about this cop is that it's the same cop that pulled me over for vandalism one week before this. This was the most awkward of conversations with this guy and explaining what was happening. Since he wasn't a fan of me already, he lectured me. However, I only got a slap on the wrist and was just told to leave.

[Spam]

Hah lol. My worst thing which did not happen to me was as a girl bite in the dick of my friend.

[Anon]

Lool haha the best story i have ever hear (seen) xD

[Jay]

Well I won't lie, since after all this is to share our worst sexual experience lol, one day after my bodybuiliding sessions I got home around 8pm or so, and my girl called to see if we could watch a movie together since we hadn't seen each other in a few days, I was stoked so I said sure. Anyways, she came over, shit got fiesty and we were getting into the motions, about 1/2 way through the smashing I got a major pain in my lower back, then I remember I trained my back and core that day so this was the last thing I should be doing lol, to end it short the pain hurt so bad that it killed my hard on and my girl felt so bad because I was hurting that she ignored the fact that we were smashing to take care of me.

tl;dr - Hardcore workout, got home, girl came over, smashed 1/2 way, I got a back pain that killed my hard on, stopped smashing and my girl took care of me. She lurv meh.

[Ronnie]

When I got rejected.

P.S: This was on Sims 3, haha

[Redbull]

When I got rejected.

P.S: This was on Sims 3, haha

Lmao, This cracked me up man nice one

[Мatt]

Well I won't lie, since after all this is to share our worst sexual experience lol, one day after my bodybuiliding sessions I got home around 8pm or so, and my girl called to see if we could watch a movie together since we hadn't seen each other in a few days, I was stoked so I said sure. Anyways, she came over, shit got fiesty and we were getting into the motions, about 1/2 way through the smashing I got a major pain in my lower back, then I remember I trained my back and core that day so this was the last thing I should be doing lol, to end it short the pain hurt so bad that it killed my hard on and my girl felt so bad because I was hurting that she ignored the fact that we were smashing to take care of me.

tl;dr - Hardcore workout, got home, girl came over, smashed 1/2 way, I got a back pain that killed my hard on, stopped smashing and my girl took care of me. She lurv meh.

At least you were able to get to finish. -_-

[numbrz]

Worst sexual experience? Let's see. I was having sex with my (ex) gf at the time and we were both laying on our sides, and I was thrusting into her and whatnot, and we were in her room on her bed. We had the door shut, and we thought we heard one of her parents walking down the hall, so I immediately pulled out of her while she clenched, and the condom got pulled right off! I guess my D was a little sweaty? LOL. But anyways, that was our only condom and we were so horny, so we tried to put it back on... All the lube was gone... Ended up tearing my skin on my D and for the next week we were worried about her being pregnant because the condom got potentially turned inside-out.

[Guardian]

Getting frisky in a car.... then my ex girlfriend pulls up.

[numbrz]

Getting frisky in a car.... then my ex girlfriend pulls up.

Well, she is an ex. I could imagine that it would've been awkward though... :fat: