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If you were to rob a bank, how would you do it? - SxTxN - 03-10-2017
I would use a dirt bike, like a really fast one and I'll drive to the bank and I'll block the doorway for a quick escape I'll go in, go out and I'll jump right back on my bike and drive two blocks down and drive into a truck with one of those ramps and BOOM!
M$N$Y
So, how would you rob a bank?
RE: If you were to rob a bank, how would you do it? - Satan - 03-11-2017
Sounds like a desire to be shot if I've ever heard one.
Do it electronically.
RE: If you were to rob a bank, how would you do it? - Panther_ - 03-11-2017
Robbing a bank is pretty pointless, they keep very little physical cash on site. But if i was going to do it, it'd be like in Hana-bi. No point making a scene the bank is insured they couldn't give a shit just walk in and get the money.
But for the sake of it, let's just pretend there's a fuck ton of cash and I just have to get it, firepower and speed is key. That creates aggression on your part and fear for everyone else. I'd get it in 2 ways, I'd get some one to get an employee to get them in the back way. I know, from working in a bank, they have some sort of security regarding that. For instance it could be the person behind the door says "good morning" if you respond you're being held hostage if you don't it's all gucci. So I there's be a little recon prior some surveillance. Assuming this is a way in and works, I have a man behind the counter so no alarms. At least not alarm buttons. Then the other 3 come in the front and we just rush the place one on crowd control one to watch the manager one to watch the tellers/staff behind the counter. Maybe the other man could go in with the other guy in the back. The staff will dash for buttons I imagine. Then just get the manager to open the safe. Get in the car dump it in a park somewhere torch it get in 2 new cars, split and meet on the evening.
Tbh just robbing people is easier. Small restaurant, empty pockets, rob people at atms, just walk past women with hand bags and use some industrial strength scissors to cut the bags strap and run.
RE: If you were to rob a bank, how would you do it? - m0dem - 03-11-2017
Like @Satan implied, electronically is the modern Wild West.
Code:
hack bankofxyz.com
mv $1000000 my_acctRE: If you were to rob a bank, how would you do it? - mothered - 03-11-2017
(03-11-2017, 12:24 AM)Satan Wrote: Do it electronically.
This ^^^
You wouldn't believe the vulnerabilities that exist with financial corporations, banks, superannuation funds, stock brokers etc. It doesn't have to be a bank- any entity that holds funds will suffice. Money Is money, Irrespective where It originates.
RE: If you were to rob a bank, how would you do it? - Throwiee - 04-23-2017
(03-10-2017, 11:50 PM)SxTxN Wrote: I would use a dirt bike, like a really fast one and I'll drive to the bank and I'll block the doorway for a quick escape I'll go in, go out and I'll jump right back on my bike and drive two blocks down and drive into a truck with one of those ramps and BOOM!
M$N$Y
So, how would you rob a bank?
Like GTA 5?
RE: If you were to rob a bank, how would you do it? - Blink - 04-24-2017
I would social engineer them.
I'd prolly try to SE an employee to download some malware or shit, or I'd do something like what was described in The Art of Deception. (a book co-authored by Kevin Mitnick)
If I can't go that route, I'd stop being lazy and look for digital vulnerabilities.
RE: If you were to rob a bank, how would you do it? - SxTxN - 04-24-2017
(04-23-2017, 07:19 AM)Throwiee Wrote:(03-10-2017, 11:50 PM)SxTxN Wrote: I would use a dirt bike, like a really fast one and I'll drive to the bank and I'll block the doorway for a quick escape I'll go in, go out and I'll jump right back on my bike and drive two blocks down and drive into a truck with one of those ramps and BOOM!
M$N$Y
So, how would you rob a bank?
Like GTA 5?
Sort of :p but not really
RE: If you were to rob a bank, how would you do it? - petros2gr - 04-26-2017
I'd steal it with my alien technology
RE: If you were to rob a bank, how would you do it? - Octal - 05-04-2017
FINANCIAL ESTABLISHMENT == B.ank. The filter is saying i cant use b.ank?
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--> Probably not exactly what I'm thinking it looks like but you get the idea probably.
Outfit / Apparel:
Almost entirely black, or at least partially shirts and jeans (Cargo Pants or Black Jeans.).
Combat Boots or Black Running Shoes.
Socks are Shin Length.
Leather Gloves
Gas Mask, as well as a hat (Perhaps Grey Wool) or a helmet.
A Hair Net would be worn underneath of the Grey Wool hat.
Everything else would be a tight fitting fabric which does not rip easily.
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I would bring Gas Masks (as well as one or two extras.) and have 1-2 partners.
We would bring gas grenades filled with sleeping gas and use those on the majority of the people.
The Manager would be forced to wear one of the extra Gas Masks, as well either a child or an employee (depending on which he would be more likely to save. (to make sure he complies)).
-----------------(We would have done some social networking / found out about the management and employees either weeks or months in advance.)
Next we'd get him to open up the vault. After we've made sure he has done this correctly and fully we'd inject him and the child(or employee) with a liquid sleeping agent.
Directly after that we'd grab all of the money, however much that may be and proceed to place it into specific bags, and then we would close the vault door.
Bring all of the bags into a convertible car, and proceed to make way for a highly populated general area, such as a park.
Stop in an alleyway where we stashed an extra car, colored differently and of a different model.
Torch the previous car. Throw cheese onto the top of the car.
Getaway in the new car with money. Along the way change into clothing we brought, and place all of that clothing into a donation bin after we rip and then sew the rips into Scarves.
Once the police and news have died down, exchange money for gold and other jewelry at pawn shops and other such place. (Not all the same place though.)
Then later on sell all of that to another place.
We only use shops that have no cameras, or terrible camera angles.
If no shops are available then we wait a long while and use the money elsewhere.
---DONE
Any thoughts?
Do you think this would work?
