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Best Stories - DarkMuse - 12-19-2015
What are some of your favorite stories from your life? Could be funny, or something you're proud of etc.
One of my favorite stories took place a couple summers ago. We had all been hanging smoking that good stuff and so a couple of us go for a walk and we return to see his blinds open. He was supposed to keep them closed because illegal and immoral yet they were open. His senile, completely chinese grandmother had locked the door and nobody was coming to the door to let us in. Naturally, we threw pebbles at his window and he opened his blinds. Then we see him struggling to close them until he grabs a scissors. At this point my friends and I look at each other and say, "What the fuck is he doing with those..." He proceeds to cut the fucking cord and his blinds come flying down. He had completely ruined his blinds but, to his credit, he closed them! His mom was pissed, we kek'd the end.
RE: Best Stories - mothered - 12-21-2015
Many years ago, and I'm talking about many many years ago, In my younger days we used to drink a lot of alcohol before hitting the night clubs.
We were at a friend's parents house (parents were out), drinking away and fully Intoxicated. The friend (whose parents owned the house), vomited all over the kitchen floor and we were so drunk, that we didn't clean It.
Just before we were about to go out, his dad came home. We were all sitting In the lounge and had full view of the kitchen. His dad entered the kitchen and was slipping and sliding on the vomit everywhere, held onto the fridge and slipped again, tried to grab the kitchen bench top and then slipped and landed on his arm. Apart from vomit all over him, he actually broke his arm.
My goodness, did we have some explaining to do the morning after. To this day, we still give the dad a friendly reminder of what happened- and have a laugh over It.
RE: Best Stories - DarkMuse - 12-21-2015
(12-21-2015, 04:13 AM)mothered Wrote: Many years ago, and I'm talking about many many years ago, In my younger days we used to drink a lot of alcohol before hitting the night clubs.
We were at a friend's parents house (parents were out), drinking away and fully Intoxicated. The friend (whose parents owned the house), vomited all over the kitchen floor and we were so drunk, that we didn't clean It.
Just before we were about to go out, his dad came home. We were all sitting In the lounge and had full view of the kitchen. His dad entered the kitchen and was slipping and sliding on the vomit everywhere, held onto the fridge and slipped again, tried to grab the kitchen bench top and then slipped and landed on his arm. Apart from vomit all over him, he actually broke his arm.
My goodness, did we have some explaining to do the morning after. To this day, we still give the dad a friendly reminder of what happened- and have a laugh over It.
That is really funny lmao
RE: Best Stories - Six - 12-21-2015
(12-21-2015, 04:13 AM)mothered Wrote: Many years ago, and I'm talking about many many years ago, In my younger days we used to drink a lot of alcohol before hitting the night clubs.
We were at a friend's parents house (parents were out), drinking away and fully Intoxicated. The friend (whose parents owned the house), vomited all over the kitchen floor and we were so drunk, that we didn't clean It.
Just before we were about to go out, his dad came home. We were all sitting In the lounge and had full view of the kitchen. His dad entered the kitchen and was slipping and sliding on the vomit everywhere, held onto the fridge and slipped again, tried to grab the kitchen bench top and then slipped and landed on his arm. Apart from vomit all over him, he actually broke his arm.
My goodness, did we have some explaining to do the morning after. To this day, we still give the dad a friendly reminder of what happened- and have a laugh over It.
Lmao I am dead
that is some funny shit right there man!
RE: Best Stories - mothered - 12-22-2015
(12-21-2015, 05:04 AM)DarkMuse Wrote: That is really funny lmao
(12-21-2015, 05:05 AM)Six Wrote: Lmao I am dead
Yes, at the time even though we were so drunk, there was a state of panic.
Looking back at It now, even the dad finds It funny. I can still visualize the dad sliding all over the kitchen floor (tiles) trying to get a grip to no avail.