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The Smart Bitch - Falcon - 11-14-2012
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
WHATA BIOTCH!
RE: The Smart Bitch - Zealotry - 11-14-2012
LOL. Funny as fuck. Great post!
RE: The Smart Bitch - Keikilani - 11-14-2012
Wow.
Just like a woman. LOL
(:
RE: The Smart Bitch - +Respawn - 11-15-2012
LOL Thanks for this Falcon XD
RE: The Smart Bitch - Zyce - 11-17-2012
Hahaha, yea she really is Smart, Now they are going to give him a DUI for all you smart people who don't know.
RE: The Smart Bitch - Savsal14 - 11-20-2012
Really nice. Too bad I know this for the last 5 years so I couldn't laugh
