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Pass that weed test? - The High Roller - 02-07-2013
Do you need the best way to pass a urine drug test for smoking weed? There's a few key aspects that will determine weather or not you pass. If you're wondering what the chances you pass are, look at the main factors and then you should have a good idea of some tips and tricks to always come up clean. I just got off TASC and I basically learned the ropes and know how to be safe or when to be worried.
To start out I would like to say if you have to take a test for work and think theres a 90% chance that you are going to fail DO NOT take it! This could/will affect jobs that you apply for later. On that note I can get started.
Know how much, and when:
Before anything the first step is to know a few things that will play big factors, the first being: What was the potency of the drug, what did I use to smoke, and how much did I actually smoke. Knowing the potency of the bud is a very important part, if the weed is highly potent containing a lot of THC which almost anyone who knows their way around the herb should know, then they can know how much they need to detox. Second you need to look at when you smoked. The absolute fastest that I have ever passed a TASC urine test is a 24 hour period, and I probably just took a few pipe hits. You also have to determine in this next factor...
Knowing your body weight, metabolism, and amount of exercise:
This is the next most important thing to know. If you don't have a high metabolism and your a bit overweight forget it, you shouldn't even try! If you have a decent or good metabolism then you have the best shot, you just need to keep the first key piece of knowledge above. The more exercise that you get will also help it a good amount. Now once you have all of this figured out then you should be ready for the detoxing steps.
Detox Methods:
From my experience there are a few easy detox methods that will help the a VERY VERY good amount. All I can say is that water is the best. Everyday you have before your drug test you need to stop smoking and drink some water, the more you drink the more likely you will to pass. Drink as much as your body can possibly handle! The next is keeping low on fatty foods. Keeping your diet healthy will again, help a lot. This will stop any THC from sticking to your fat glands. The next is exercise and sweat. Exercise and sweating is also a very good way to help pass. This will get rid of any remaining THC in your system. If you want to come up clean you will need to do all of these and especially drink AS MUCH WATER AS YOU CAN!!
During the Test:
During the test if you have followed and calibrated all of the steps your pretty much on your own. One trick that would help work would be drinking a decent amount of water right before the test. DO NOT drink to the point that you pee clear and dilute your test if you are on TASC or any court ordered drug testing system. Try and make it some that you have to go to the bathroom really bad, and when you are going let your stream of urine flow into the toilet before filling up the vial.
Conclusion:
If you have a high metabolism then you can pass a drug test surprisingly, really easily! My metabolism and water drinking made it so that every time I could smoke from the day I get tested right after until about 2 or 3 days before. You just have to make sure that you follow those steps. I hope that this helped anyone with this problem and keep in mind that I have written this completely off my experience with court ordered lab drug testing. No body is the same so if you don't change your diet, stay healthy, and keep a good weight then you will NOT pass! Thank you for ready.
RE: Pass that weed test? - w00t - 02-07-2013
Iodine flush. Works every time.
RE: Pass that weed test? - The High Roller - 02-07-2013
(02-07-2013, 06:18 AM)w00t Wrote: Iodine flush. Works every time.
I haven't seen you in a while.
Welcome back.
RE: Pass that weed test? - Dismas - 02-07-2013
(02-07-2013, 06:28 AM)†Mescaline† Wrote:(02-07-2013, 06:18 AM)w00t Wrote: Iodine flush. Works every time.
I haven't seen you in a while.
Welcome back.
Hm? He's been pretty active lately.
RE: Pass that weed test? - Kinanizer - 02-08-2013
Thanks for this mesc, I can vouch that you are the expert.
RE: Pass that weed test? - twelve - 02-08-2013
Stay high. https://www.passusa.com/urine-drug-testing-02.html
or, for the ones that have to show their weewee : http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/whizzinator-fake-penis.aspx
RE: Pass that weed test? - Kludge - 09-23-2019
Steal urine from a younger sibling or older relative. Take advantage of anyone who, "let's it mellow."
Save it in the freezer or fridge depending on how long you need it for, and come the day, microwave on med-hi for 60 seconds and then tape the container to your leg (inside a ziploc bag, guys. C'mon.)
Then just dump it into the cup they give you.
Don't know what to do about weiner watching experiences as I've never been in the legal system in that manner. In such a case I'd just bribe or blackmail the fucker giving the test.
RE: Pass that weed test? - pogba84 - 09-23-2019
I wish i tried this before i was randomly tested. I failed and lost my job even though the manager who tested me smokes himself.
RE: Pass that weed test? - mothered - 07-30-2020
Very old thread but nonetheless, moved from The Lounge forum accordingly to Stoner Discussion.