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Getting Out of School Early - Adorapuff - 08-14-2014
As school is coming up shortly for the Sinisterly members in middle school and high school, I decided to create thread helping you get out of school early. I know that I personally spend too much time on SL and end up missing projects and such and my parents never let me stay home when I have a headache and whatever, so the methods I present to you now are those I have used many times to avoid tests, projects, homework assignments that I am not prepared for as a result of wasting too much time on SL.
Without further ado I present to you, the best way to get out of any class:
Throwing Up
Throwing up is very easy to accomplish and I will go over the many ways to do this. Throwing up is by far the best method because it means that you have a virus and don't have a fever. It also means that the school must send you home if they know you threw up (as far as I know.
Now, how do you go about throwing up?
I have a few methods that I use:
The first being gagging myself by pushing my tongue back in the classroom and running to the garbage can and throwing up in front of everyone. This allows there to be 0 doubt that you are sick, the teacher will have you go to the nurse even if you tell her you are fine. I almost always say I'm okay and have the teacher send me to the nurse.
Another method that I use is running out of the room to the bathroom and blowing up my cheeks as I leave the room. This works great especially if you are not allowed to leave without asking. Usually if you are gone for a few minutes the teacher will send a student to the bathroom to make sure that you are okay. From there you just go back to the class and tell the teacher you don't feel so well and would like to go to the nurse. Make sure to look sick on the way home by gagging yourself right before going into the nurses office, this will make you look gross.
Another method I use to throw up if I can't gag myself as it does build tolerance and takes longer to throw up is to eat half a cig. This will actually make you sick, you will feel gross, and will usually throw up 30 minutes later. I don't like this method very much and but it works pretty well.
If anyone has any questions, I would be happy to answer it!
RE: Getting Out of School Early - Shebang - 08-14-2014
(08-14-2014, 06:44 AM)Adorapuff Wrote: ... if I can't gag myself as it does build tolerance and takes longer to throw up is to eat half a cig ...
That made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.. What?!!
RE: Getting Out of School Early - Oni - 08-14-2014
Well, damn. Now I know how people do this. Personally, I've never been one for faking sickness.
RE: Getting Out of School Early - lux - 08-14-2014
How about this ultimatum; you actually attend classes and the set work and get an education?
RE: Getting Out of School Early - Nyx - 08-14-2014
I'm allowed to skip any class that I hold an 90%+ (A+ for Americans) average in. But whenever I used to fake sick I'd get old leftovers from the night before out of the fridge, mix them with beef soup to add a brown colour to it and put it in the toilet. That was my get out of school card. Don't do it often or soup goes missing and parents get suspicious, learned the hard way.
RE: Getting Out of School Early - Adorapuff - 08-14-2014
(08-14-2014, 06:49 AM)Lux Wrote: How about this ultimatum; you actually attend classes and the set work and get an education?
I still get straight As lol, I just can't focus enough on home assignments.
RE: Getting Out of School Early - MiS - 08-14-2014
I'm not sure about throwing up being the best method to get out of school, abusing the gag reflex and vomiting can cause bulimia, yellowing of teeth and destruction of the tissue in the esophagus.
That said, I did use this method once before to get out of class for a day - immidiately regretted it after I did the deed.
RE: Getting Out of School Early - Eclipse - 08-14-2014
(08-14-2014, 06:58 AM)Adorapuff Wrote: I still get straight As lol, I just can't focus enough on home assignments.
This is pretty much me. I jump on my laptop on a Saturday morning and then wonder where the fuck all those hours went. I still get straight A's but everything I do is done in school.
This is a pretty informative thread. What I'd recommend is adding other methods apart from being sick. I'd have to be pretty desperate to try that.
RE: Getting Out of School Early - Adorapuff - 08-14-2014
(08-14-2014, 07:49 AM)Aurora Wrote: This is pretty much me. I jump on my laptop on a Saturday morning and then wonder where the fuck all those hours went. I still get straight A's but everything I do is done in school.I do all my homework the period before and while it works it not what I want for next year. I have pretty bad ADHD, so I'm going to try and talk my parents into adderal.
This is a pretty informative thread. What I'd recommend is adding other methods apart from being sick. I'd have to be pretty desperate to try that.
RE: Getting Out of School Early - Jiggly - 08-14-2014
Sounds like quite a hassle xD In some ways it's pretty well thought out. I have only skipped class once or twice. I normally would own up if I hadn't done something. I'm wasn't a straight A student at A level (I used to be) but I still got good grades. I always had decent reasons for work not completed. Although, I wish I'd put more effort in. I could have been an A* student if I'd tried more.
Missing class in A level wasn't all that difficult. Unless you get caught skipping class, nobody really cared. You just took tests another time and handed in work the next time you were in. If we put our grades in danger for not attending, then we have to deal with the consequences. "Independent Learning" was what they tried to promote. We wouldn't get cover teachers if our teacher wasn't in.