+- Sinisterly (https://sinister.ly)
+-- Forum: General (https://sinister.ly/Forum-General)
+--- Forum: The Lounge (https://sinister.ly/Forum-The-Lounge)
+--- Thread: My New Roommate + With Video Tour (/Thread-My-New-Roommate-With-Video-Tour)
My New Roommate + With Video Tour - Fallen - 03-09-2014
Due to both my roommates moving out, I got a new one when I returned from Xmas break...
Only one, though, so I'm actually in a double instead of a triple dorm room right now.
Is this one an improvement?
Let's evaluate, shall we? We'll call this roommate SketchX as it represents him perfectly.
On SketchX's desk, there is molly/ecstasy/MDMA (so many alternatives for so many kids) powder just sitting there. I'm not against usage, but I certainly don't want it sitting on the desk when I set my books down.
SketchX is constantly selling drugs (with a scale no less), whether it be LSD, shrooms, MDMA, cannabis, acid, or making alcohol runs. SketchX is 19 and has a 24 year old fake ID. How SketchX pulls off this feat is unknown to myself. Most people in our dorms have 21 year old fakes and they get snatched upon entering any store near our campus.
These aren't the behaviors that bother me. I'll move on to that soon.
SketchX mixes the MDMA that is intended to be sold with 5-HTP to sell less MDMA for more money. Now, that's just a scummy move.
SketchX has a sleeping disorder, catatonic narcolepsy, which is actually pretty hilarious at times...but other times, is a massive inconfuckingvenience for me because he chooses to take 2 hour naps throughout the day and shuts off the lights in our room so I can't study or do anything for that matter. He's a little bitch and can't handle noise when he sleeps.
Behaviors that piss me off...
He leaves his trash fucking everywhere on the floor. Tissues, laundry, food wrappers, bottles, socks (mainly), peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Fucking right? Who the hell eats half a peanut butter jelly sandwich and leaves the rest on their fucking laptop?! That stenches up the room because it's there for a couple of days. He doesn't wash the dishes he brings into the room and it gets all disgusting and it literally attracts bugs. Have you guys seen dried oatmeal? Yea, exactly. In the end, he just throws away a perfectly fine dish.
He wakes up at 7 in the morning, that's fucking right, and trashes the whole fucking room because he misplaced his keys. In fact, he doesn't even find them after he trashes the room and I'm awake. Then he tells me to not lock the door when I leave and gets angry when I do lock the door. I am obviously going to lock the door if my valuable shit like my computers are in the room. He's such a dumb ass shit head. If he didn't lose his damn keys, I wouldn't need to accommodate to his fuck up lifestyle.I get so fucking pissed off that I tell him to get the fuck out of the room if he's going to be an inconsiderate piece of garbage. Then he apologizes...and does it all again the next day. I literally have to show him that I'm fucking pissed off EVERYTIME before he realizes that he's being a fuck. On another particular day this fucker trashes the room and steps on his shampoo and it explodes fucking everywhere so our room looks like someone ejaculated into it. Sure, it smells great, but I almost slipped on that shit. It also got my shoes all fucking grimey. NOT THE SHOES!
One fucking day, he wakes up at 7 A.M. and ASKS ME, if he can use my deodorant? I said, "No, you can't use my fucking deodorant. You want to recycle my goddamn condoms too?!" So he's like, "Yeah, I guess that's kind of disgusting, but I'm gonna steal a bit of your toothpaste." AND HE DOESN'T EVEN WAIT FOR ME TO SAY ANYTHING because I was going to say FUCK NO, and he just makes contact with his nasty ass toothbrush with my tube of Aquafresh toothpaste. :bebe-pleure: I gave that to him after he used it. Who the fuck does that? Who the fuck "borrows" toothpaste? Now I have to hide my toothpaste and deodorant, you know why? Because this fucking kid doesn't ask for my permission when he steals my shit and only asks me when I walk in on him taking my stuff. I caught him taking my shampoo twice now, and like this guy isn't conservative either. He used half a bottle in two days. No wonder he's out of fucking shampoo. I didn't even say it was ok for him to use my shampoo, but he just takes it anyways.
He shuts off MY MUSIC on MY LAPTOP by HIMSELF without ASKING ME if he can (because I have speakers and he doesn't.) He turns on MY LIGHT at night when I need to go to sleep after I tell him not to. This kid doesn't know what POSSESSIONS are. Everytime he spills water on his chair he switches it with mine! Some of you won't believe me...so here, I'll make a fucking video for you guys.
I made two cause my next door neighbor interrupted me because he lent my roommate his charger and he disappeared with it. My roommate's just a sad excuse for a human being. Actually, I ended up making three because I just found more and more shit. I only uploaded two, though because one of them was essentially a repeat.
Spoiler: Video Part 1
Damn it. Only lets me use attach one video per thread.
Spoiler: Video Part 2
At one point in time he woke up at like 7 AM to make a call in the room. Twice, actually. It happened. HE MAKES A CALL IN THE ROOM! Like, there's a common room outside the fucking hall that's literally two steps away. Why couldn't he just go there?! Why's he such an inherent shithead scumbag cunt?!
For those of you who recommend decking him, no. We're both fairly built, but I'm not going to resort to violence to solve this. I've shoved him a few times due to uncontrollable irritation, but that was it. He, of course, apologized.
There's definitely more he does to piss me off, but I don't remember right now because I'm raging. I'll add on to this thread when I do, though. I'll keep it as my reminder for how much this piece of shit skidmark he really amounts to. He hits on everyfuckinggirl he sees and it's horrible the way he does it. He smiles at them creepily and states how beautiful they are and those girls honestly never seem to talk to him again. I mean, no shit. You don't just go up to a girl and tell them they're beautiful. Sure, they appreciate that at the appropriate times, but it's just NOT appropriate when you're taking out the damn trash.
I'll try and make more videos as well! :>
Now you guys know why I have such a nasty attitude towards people sometimes. I project, I guess.
RE: My New Roommate + With Video Tour - Singularity - 03-09-2014
haha, you should ask him if he can sell me some of this "LSD" I dont know what it is.. but it sounds cool.
Why dont you just ask to move to a different dorm?
RE: My New Roommate + With Video Tour - Fallen - 03-10-2014
(03-09-2014, 11:22 PM)Singularity Wrote: haha, you should ask him if he can sell me some of this "LSD" I dont know what it is.. but it sounds cool.
Why dont you just ask to move to a different dorm?
It's not that simple, honestly. I'll explain more later.
RE: My New Roommate + With Video Tour - Fallen - 03-15-2014
Here's a picture of him.
Spoiler: Picture of my current roommate.
![[Image: wTBJcZ7.png]](http://i.imgur.com/wTBJcZ7.png)
RE: My New Roommate + With Video Tour - BeastlyHobos - 03-16-2014
(03-15-2014, 07:50 PM)Fallen Wrote: Here's a picture of him.*cough* Douche *cough* Bag*Cough* Faggg
Spoiler: Picture of my current roommate.
Edit: quiet questions why is F*g auto changed to Friend??
RE: My New Roommate + With Video Tour - Mod Mark - 03-16-2014
(03-15-2014, 07:50 PM)Fallen Wrote: Here's a picture of him.
Spoiler: Picture of my current roommate.
Does he know you're showing people on the Internet a picture of him?
RE: My New Roommate + With Video Tour - Fallen - 03-16-2014
(03-16-2014, 12:55 AM)Mod Mark Wrote: Does he know you're showing people on the Internet a picture of him?
He uploaded the picture himself on the Internet...
What's your point Mod Mark?
Lal. Mod Mark...