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Bad random boners - Kinanizer - 01-12-2013
Well I had a bad day today. I'm sure you can guess why by the title. It all started when I decided to cut back on my masturbation. Last night was the usual day I schedule for masturbation, but decided not to because of the aforementioned reason. I now realize that was a bad idea, for I was horny all day. Now I'm sure some of my readers are disgusted, but here comes the good part. So, I'm in History class, and our teacher finished his lecture, so we're aloud to get up and talk. I'm sitting down to talk because I've got an unwanted boner, and my friend calls me over. I would have said "No, I've got a problem with standing up
", But he was talking to a girl. Of course hinting at me having a boner would have probably been better, because the look on her face, well lets just say I thought my rep was ruined. Then it got worse. This time at cross country practice. Today was a nice day, so I was wearing gym shorts. This time the boner wasn't pressed up against me, no, this time it was VERY obvious. Now you can imagine the hell i get to go back to. 
Anyways, do you guys have any good stories to share?
RE: Bad random boners - ねこまっしぐら - 01-12-2013
I am also trying to cut back.
RE: Bad random boners - BreShiE - 01-12-2013
I get phantom boners all the time on the bus on the way to/from college. It's annoying as shit, haha.
RE: Bad random boners - Phytrix - 01-12-2013
I don't do PE classes at school and my school uniform has a belt.
Winning.
RE: Bad random boners - Dismas - 01-12-2013
Aha, I can imagine that being embarrassing as hell. Just keep in mind, it's much harder to make fun of you if you're able to laugh it off.
RE: Bad random boners - beck12 - 01-12-2013
A few days ago I was talking to my bro and my mom about organisms, but instead of saying organisms I said orgasm on accident. Does that count?