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Man Admits to 'having sex" with 1,000 Cars - Xeronations - 12-18-2012

Quote:Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend.

I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."

He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html


RE: Man Admits to 'having sex" with 1,000 Cars - Diego - 12-18-2012

That's is just weird. How can you talk to cars or make love to them. The people in this world............


RE: Man Admits to 'having sex" with 1,000 Cars - Kinanizer - 12-18-2012

I guess it's "Prison Gay" for a mechanic.


RE: Man Admits to 'having sex" with 1,000 Cars - Xeronations - 12-18-2012

(12-18-2012, 12:58 AM)H4X00R Wrote: That's is just weird. How can you talk to cars or make love to them. The people in this world............

There's a disorder where people love inanimate objects. I once saw a woman on TV who married the Eiffel Tower. Tongue


RE: Man Admits to 'having sex" with 1,000 Cars - h0rr0r - 12-18-2012

Haha yeah I've heard about this kind of stuff before, bizarre.


RE: Man Admits to 'having sex" with 1,000 Cars - Jolly - 12-18-2012

I laughed out loud quite much, what an interesting person Biggrin


RE: Man Admits to 'having sex" with 1,000 Cars - HacksforFawkes - 12-18-2012

(12-18-2012, 01:13 AM)Kinanizer Wrote: I guess it's "Prison Gay" for a mechanic.

That is so true, Omg. But this guy seriously needs some therapy.


RE: Man Admits to 'having sex" with 1,000 Cars - Anonymous - 12-18-2012

I guess some people will just be forever alone. I mean who would have sex with a guy who just got done pulling his D out of a muffler? xD


RE: Man Admits to 'having sex" with 1,000 Cars - Mustnabs - 12-18-2012

That just made my day. SEX WITH CARS LOLOL


RE: Man Admits to 'having sex" with 1,000 Cars - Oni - 12-18-2012

I guess it's a little bit better than horses, right? Tongue