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It is NOT my day - lux - 11-25-2013
So today has been fucking devastating and distraught.
So everything I have done today has gone wrong, WOOHOO!
Let's start today's events:
7:10AM - Already late waking up, yay!
7:58AM - I have 2 minutes to do a 5 minutes walk.
8:00AM - Super pact bus with little, noisy, annoying-as-fuck kids on.
8:30AM - Arrive at school, /COLD/
8:55AM - Physical Education now! Fuck. Wearing baggy underwear and need to change trousers without flashing.
9:10AM - Time to play badminton! LOSE EVERYGAME. Fail to hit shuttlecock.
9:55AM - Finish badminton, YES.
9:56AM - Fuck. Need to non-flash change!
10:05AM - English. No explanation needed.
11:00AM - Break! But wait, need to sit inside(In the warm)
11:15AM - Even more English.
12:15PM - No more English! To Science!
12:45PM - Half way through Science, soap and water almost clip me in face, teacher is moaning.
1:15PM - Time for Maths revision!
1:45PM - Time to go to chess club.
1:50PM - Playing against my friends girlfriend. (She's not too great)
2:00PM - Lose.
2:10PM - Lose.
2:25PM - Lose.
2:30PM - Time to go to Business Studies.
2:40PM - School computers do not have Photoshop. Cannot do my CV.
2:50PM - Flash game time!(2 player, football (soccer) game.
2:55PM - Lose.
3:00PM - Caught by teacher!
3:10PM - Trying to get my friend into trance music. I play all the shit songs.
3:30PM - End of the school day! Time to walk all the way across the school.
3:35PM - Revision sessions aren't running.
3:36PM - Go onto the field to play some football.
3:38PM - Shoot, miss. Shoot, miss. Shoot, miss.
3:40PM - Decide to play "One bounce".
3:41PM - Lose.
3:45PM - Slip over on tarmac, land on knee.
3:45PM - Hole in £35($56) trousers.
3:55PM - Bus is here, have to run for bus.
4:00PM - Bunch of loud, older, more annoying phagits on the bus.
4:10PM - Phagit walks past and knees my knee (that I landed on) into the seat. OW/
4:20PM - Continuous pain, continuous noise.
4:30PM - Get off bus, limp home.
4:32PM - Get completely destroyed by joke about mothers vagina by friend.
4:33PM - Starts to rain.
4:35PM - Get home, no food.
4:40PM - Decide to put a pudding in the microwave.
4:41PM - Carton of custard will not open. Fickityfuckfuck.
4:45PM - Open custard, spoon in bowl, sit down on sofa.
4:46PM - Cat jumps on my lap, steps on my testicle and knocks the spoon. Flinging a spoonful of custard onto my school shirt and hand.
4:46PM - I shout "FUCK OFF" the loudest I have ever shouted.
4:46PM - Cat runs full pelt through the house and out the cat door.
4:47PM - Feel awful.
4:50PM - Take my shoes and trousers off, walk upstairs and turn the computer on.
4:51PM - Just as I sit down 'Ring ring!'. Stand up and walk downstairs to answer phone.
4:52PM - "Hello?", "Hello!", "Hello?" - "Hello is Mrs. -------- There to talk to?".
4:53PM - Ravaging Pakistani women trying to sell me butt plugs.
4:54PM - "No. they're not in."
4:55PM - Go upstairs and sit down, proceed to type this post.
RE: It is NOT my day - Flareon - 11-25-2013
Sounds like a good day, although my girlfriend is much better than you at chess.
Everything else. You suck.
RE: It is NOT my day - Jolly - 11-25-2013
![[Image: 1347754006482.png]](http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/a/image/1347/75/1347754006482.png)
He has it worse.
RE: It is NOT my day - Cressi - 11-25-2013
One hell of one day indeed, let's wish for tomorrow ^^
RE: It is NOT my day - cr33pyguy - 11-25-2013
That day was exceptionally good
nah, don't worry, it'll get better
(11-25-2013, 06:14 PM)Jolly Wrote:
He has it worse.
Hahaha
This got me
Gotta love manga <3 makes you feel better
RE: It is NOT my day - Anizeb - 11-25-2013
Here, have a song.
Accuracy bonus~
RE: It is NOT my day - lux - 11-25-2013
(11-25-2013, 07:57 PM)Anizeb Wrote: Here, have a song.
Accuracy bonus~
Aw. Thank you. <3