As the original Cool Club thread was brutally murdered, here's a new one!
This thread will likely be temporary as I'll bribe and threaten the Anarchist to unlock the actual cool club thread.

Why join the cool club
We will build an epic treehouse, and look down on everyone that is not on the cool club and laugh at them.

Requirements to join:
(I've made the requirements a bit more loose, because I know you guys really wanna get in)
Must have climbed Mt Everest at least once
Gotten a handshake from Elvis
Must have counted to potato
Proved the cake was, in fact, not a lie
Successfully divided by zero
Must have skipped math class at least once

Once you have done all of those, you are allowed to pat yourself in the back no more than twice, and add this to your signature:

http://i.imgur.com/3W80l.png

If you try to join not having completed all of the above, I'll personally go to your house, get the biggest knife you have, look for you, find you, ask you where your computer is, and use your computer to hire a hitman to kill you.

Make sure you've posted in this thread to be added to the list!

Threads affiliated to the Cool Club:

The Official Nonsense thread