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My life is fuckin' weird. - Feat - 08-01-2013
Alright, so I think some of you have heard me rambling about my crush right? Alright, so I'm half friend-zoned with her and after seeing her today we we're talking on Fuck, I mean Facebook and she brought up the conversation of some hot girl(shes bisexual). So, she's like 'Guess what, I have her nudes and she has mine", and my reply is "fuck you, stahp teasing me!'. She then proceeds to tease me and finally says 'you wanna see 'em?'.
So fast forward and she starts sending me her nudes, but her breasts and panties are blocked out. The funny part is, she just does this to fuck with me:rocket:
RE: My life is fuckin' weird. - Spartan - 08-01-2013
I'd fuck them both, at the same damn time.
RE: My life is fuckin' weird. - Harvey - 08-01-2013
Sounds to me like you're a good chance for her TBH. Nudes (censored or not) means you're making progress, IDC what anyone says.
The fact that she's bisexual is totally awesome as well because we all know why. Oh and, if she's sending you nudes, that's her way of dismantling the friend zone. Capitalise on this. 
Worst comes to worst, let her get kinky with this girl for a bit and then when she's craving some dick, you must be the shining beacon of light.
Harvey out.
#ProjectEnrapture
RE: My life is fuckin' weird. - Feat - 08-01-2013
(08-01-2013, 07:05 AM)Harvey Wrote: Sounds to me like you're a good chance for her TBH. Nudes (censored or not) means you're making progress, IDC what anyone says.
Worst comes to worst, let her get kinky with this girl for a bit and then when she's craving some dick, you must be the shining beacon of light.
Harvey out.
#ProjectEnrapture
Oh my God Harvey, I just died laughing. Honestly, everyone we know says we'd be the ideal couple, but I'm not sure because I dont want to ruin our friendship(we both have feelings for each other).
RE: My life is fuckin' weird. - Harvey - 08-01-2013
(08-01-2013, 07:07 AM)G Wrote:(08-01-2013, 07:05 AM)Harvey Wrote: Sounds to me like you're a good chance for her TBH. Nudes (censored or not) means you're making progress, IDC what anyone says.
Worst comes to worst, let her get kinky with this girl for a bit and then when she's craving some dick, you must be the shining beacon of light.
Harvey out.
#ProjectEnrapture
Oh my God Harvey, I just died laughing. Honestly, everyone we know says we'd be the ideal couple, but I'm not sure because I dont want to ruin our friendship(we both have feelings for each other).
OMG you fucking pussy. :nerd: You are getting with this girl! "I dont want to ruin our friendship" - that is an excuse a girl would use to friend zone someone. Trust me when I say, being in a relationship with someone does not mean you can no longer have a friendship with someone. You both have feelings for each other so embrace that shit. My ex and I are still mates and occasionally fuck - nothing has changed since before our relationship.
If you don't get this girlie within one week, I'm banning your ass. B)
RE: My life is fuckin' weird. - Feat - 08-01-2013
(08-01-2013, 07:12 AM)Harvey Wrote:(08-01-2013, 07:07 AM)G Wrote:(08-01-2013, 07:05 AM)Harvey Wrote: Sounds to me like you're a good chance for her TBH. Nudes (censored or not) means you're making progress, IDC what anyone says.
Worst comes to worst, let her get kinky with this girl for a bit and then when she's craving some dick, you must be the shining beacon of light.
Harvey out.
#ProjectEnrapture
Oh my God Harvey, I just died laughing. Honestly, everyone we know says we'd be the ideal couple, but I'm not sure because I dont want to ruin our friendship(we both have feelings for each other).
OMG you fucking pussy. :nerd: You are getting with this girl! "I dont want to ruin our friendship" - that is an excuse a girl would use to friend zone someone. Trust me when I say, being in a relationship with someone does not mean you can no longer have a friendship with someone. You both have feelings for each other so embrace that shit. My ex and I are still mates and occasionally fuck - nothing has changed since before our relationship.
If you don't get this girlie within one week, I'm banning your ass. B)
Harvey, I love you. Anyways, ill see what I do as Im going over to her house tomorrow :nerd:
RE: My life is fuckin' weird. - Harvey - 08-01-2013
(08-01-2013, 07:19 AM)G Wrote:(08-01-2013, 07:12 AM)Harvey Wrote:(08-01-2013, 07:07 AM)G Wrote: Oh my God Harvey, I just died laughing. Honestly, everyone we know says we'd be the ideal couple, but I'm not sure because I dont want to ruin our friendship(we both have feelings for each other).
OMG you fucking pussy. :nerd: You are getting with this girl! "I dont want to ruin our friendship" - that is an excuse a girl would use to friend zone someone. Trust me when I say, being in a relationship with someone does not mean you can no longer have a friendship with someone. You both have feelings for each other so embrace that shit. My ex and I are still mates and occasionally fuck - nothing has changed since before our relationship.
If you don't get this girlie within one week, I'm banning your ass. B)
Harvey, I love you. Anyways, ill see what I do as Im going over to her house tomorrow :nerd:
I expect a full two page report on my desk tomorrow evening. :glasses:
RE: My life is fuckin' weird. - Feat - 08-01-2013
(08-01-2013, 07:20 AM)Harvey Wrote:(08-01-2013, 07:19 AM)G Wrote:(08-01-2013, 07:12 AM)Harvey Wrote: OMG you fucking pussy. :nerd: You are getting with this girl! "I dont want to ruin our friendship" - that is an excuse a girl would use to friend zone someone. Trust me when I say, being in a relationship with someone does not mean you can no longer have a friendship with someone. You both have feelings for each other so embrace that shit. My ex and I are still mates and occasionally fuck - nothing has changed since before our relationship.
If you don't get this girlie within one week, I'm banning your ass. B)
Harvey, I love you. Anyways, ill see what I do as Im going over to her house tomorrow :nerd:
I expect a full two page report on my desk tomorrow evening. :glasses:
You'll be receiving a 3 sentence report put together by a 13 year old.
RE: My life is fuckin' weird. - Harvey - 08-01-2013
(08-01-2013, 07:22 AM)G Wrote:(08-01-2013, 07:20 AM)Harvey Wrote:(08-01-2013, 07:19 AM)G Wrote: Harvey, I love you. Anyways, ill see what I do as Im going over to her house tomorrow :nerd:
I expect a full two page report on my desk tomorrow evening. :glasses:
You'll be receiving a 3 sentence report put together by a 13 year old.
That'll do. That'll do.
RE: My life is fuckin' weird. - Feat - 08-01-2013
(08-01-2013, 07:29 AM)Harvey Wrote:(08-01-2013, 07:22 AM)G Wrote:(08-01-2013, 07:20 AM)Harvey Wrote: I expect a full two page report on my desk tomorrow evening. :glasses:
You'll be receiving a 3 sentence report put together by a 13 year old.
That'll do. That'll do.
Good, since I plan to have fun(harvey, nono stahp thinking like that).