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Rectal Bomb Scare at Hospital - Boudica - 12-07-2021

Many interesting stories some from the UK, but this one I just can't explain. A man went to A&E (that's the Emergency Room for the American's among you) because he had an object in his rectum that needed removing. The object? Merely a WWII artillery shell. Since there was munition in his rectum, the bomb squad were called. They turned up at the A&E department in a hospital in Gloucester, England. It turns out, luckily (is that the right word here?) the munition was not live and posed no danger to the public. The only danger was to the man's rectum. The anti-tank shell was part of the man's military memorabilia collection, which explains why he had it in his position. Perfectly normal right? What was not normal, was his explanation for how it got there. You guessed it: The "slipped and fell" excuse was used.

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RE: Rectal Bomb Scare at Hospital - Drako - 12-07-2021

It's the forbidden dildo.

RE: Rectal Bomb Scare at Hospital - Dismas - 12-07-2021

It sounds like a regular occurrence for you guys:
Quote:The British newspaper Metro reported that procedures to remove objects from patients' rectums cost the National Health Service (NHS) around £340,000 ($450,000) a year.


RE: Rectal Bomb Scare at Hospital - mothered - 12-07-2021

Quote:The "slipped and fell" excuse was used.
More like "slippery and felt" It being Inserted, was the reason It got there.

RE: Rectal Bomb Scare at Hospital - SpotnikSignal - 12-08-2021

Jesus haha perhaps he identifies as a tank, who knows. I wonder when suicide bombers are going to use this technique.

RE: Rectal Bomb Scare at Hospital - Shionari - 12-08-2021

(12-08-2021, 12:01 AM)SpotnikSignal Wrote: Jesus haha perhaps he identifies as a tank, who knows. I wonder when suicide bombers are going to use this technique.
This one got me, not gonna lie XD

That being said, I do wonder if, in retrospect, the experience was worth all this trouble. Must've been quite the unique feeling lol

RE: Rectal Bomb Scare at Hospital - Boudica - 12-09-2021

(12-07-2021, 03:35 AM)Dismas Wrote: It sounds like a regular occurrence for you guys:
Quote:The British newspaper Metro reported that procedures to remove objects from patients' rectums cost the National Health Service (NHS) around £340,000 ($450,000) a year.

I wonder what we'd find if we googled the equivalent for the US. Given there's more people.. there must be some interesting anal finds. xD

RE: Rectal Bomb Scare at Hospital - Catotic - 12-09-2021

Omg, people are so fucked up these days!

RE: Rectal Bomb Scare at Hospital - Boudica - 12-11-2021

(12-09-2021, 03:12 PM)Catotic Wrote: Omg, people are so fucked up these days!

You say "these days", this has been happening for decades xD

RE: Rectal Bomb Scare at Hospital - laininthewired - 01-01-2022

(12-09-2021, 03:12 PM)Catotic Wrote: Omg, people are so fucked up these days!
you should see the things that go up my rectum pal