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Funny Joke :P - Icy - 01-15-2013

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON : “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON : “Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?”
MOM : “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilitie­s. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.


RE: Funny Joke :P - guycheap - 01-15-2013

(01-15-2013, 04:06 AM)Icy Wrote: One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON : “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON : “Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?”
MOM : “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilitie­s. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

Lmao lol the principal is a fail here's one

What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.


RE: Funny Joke :P - Stickle™ - 01-15-2013

I didn't expect that.. Wink


RE: Funny Joke :P - MinecraftGeek - 01-15-2013

Haha very funny Biggrin