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Heinz Announces "Kranch" - Oni - 04-07-2019

Some things are better separate... Curious what it tastes like, though.

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Quote:SAN FRANCISCO (WFLA) - Heinz is out with a brand new condiment mashup: a ketchup and ranch combo dubbed "Kranch."

“When we launched Mayochup, Mayomust, and Mayocue, our fans speculated on social media what they thought the next condiment mashup should be—the tweets were pouring in!" Dalia Adler, Associate Director of Marketing for Heinz, said in a statement. "Inspired by our fans’ ideas, our new Kranch sauce is a blend of ketchup and ranch that will completely change your condiment game this summer."

Kranch is out on shelves nationwide through April and will cost $3.49 a bottle.

The company is also giving away 100 bottles of Kranch for free. To get in on the offer, all you must do is head to Heinz's Twitter page and respond to their tweet with the hashtags  #KlaimMyKranch and #Sweets for a chance to win one of the first 100 bottles.

Read More: https://www.kron4.com/news/heinz-introduces-ketchup-ranch-mashup-called-kranch-/1901271867


RE: Heinz Announces "Kranch" - Synthx - 04-07-2019

I've actually never seen anyone combine the two... So this makes me really curious. Notamused


RE: Heinz Announces "Kranch" - zorrophreak - 04-07-2019

This is...wtf. I have to try it for the sake of curiosity, but what even?


RE: Heinz Announces "Kranch" - darkninja1980 - 04-07-2019

oh yuck lol sorry I am not going to try this product.


RE: Heinz Announces "Kranch" - mothered - 04-07-2019

The Ingredients don't seem like they'd go well together.

Only one way to find out.
Spoiler:
Observe your dog's reaction after consumption.



RE: Heinz Announces "Kranch" - darkninja1980 - 04-07-2019

(04-07-2019, 12:11 PM)mothered Wrote: The Ingredients don't seem like they'd go well together.

Only one way to find out.
Spoiler:
Observe your dog's reaction after consumption.

yes and it sounds nasty. ha ha


RE: Heinz Announces "Kranch" - Nyx - 04-07-2019

This sounds horrible. I like ranch and ketchup just as much as the next person, but this really ain't it chief.


RE: Heinz Announces "Kranch" - darkninja1980 - 04-07-2019

(04-07-2019, 05:54 PM)Nyx Wrote: This sounds horrible. I like ranch and ketchup just as much as the next person, but this really ain't it chief.

Yes, I agree this combination does sound horrible.


RE: Heinz Announces "Kranch" - Jiggly - 04-08-2019

(04-07-2019, 12:11 PM)mothered Wrote: The Ingredients don't seem like they'd go well together.

Only one way to find out.
Spoiler:
Observe your dog's reaction after consumption.

It does not sound like a good mix, but I'm sure the same has been said of many sauces when they were first made.

Spoiler:
Please report back with results. A picture of the dog's face will suffice.



RE: Heinz Announces "Kranch" - Oni - 04-08-2019

(04-07-2019, 12:11 PM)mothered Wrote: The Ingredients don't seem like they'd go well together.

Only one way to find out.
Spoiler:
Observe your dog's reaction after consumption.

I'd feed it to the neighbor's dog first. Tongue