Quote:I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
-Jim Harkins

Quote: Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?
Said to be the last words of Sir Isaac Newton

Quote: I drank what?
-Said to be the last words of Socrates

Quote:Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?
-(The real) last words of Socrates

Quote:Don't disarrange my circles!
-Last words of Archimedes

Quote: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.
-DeVries' Dilemma

Quote: It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenius.

Quote: There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and [Unix] BSD. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
-Jeremy S. Anderson

Quote: A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
-Mitch Ratcliffe, "Technology Review" (1992)

Quote:Basically, Doom is a (violent) 3D arcade game where you run around in a maze and kill things with shotguns and chainsaws.... After you get tired of killing things, you can run it over a network and kill things together with your friends. After you get tired of that, you can kill your friends.
-Frequently Asked Questions: Doom

Quote: Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.
-Confucius

Quote:If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver.

Quote: The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.
-Dante Rossetti

Quote:An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.
- Victor Hugo

Quote:Our life dreams the Utopia. Our death achieves the Ideal.
- Victor Hugo

Quote:Popularity? It's glory's small change.
-Victor Hugo

Quote:Hell is an outrage on humanity. When you tell me that your deity made you in his image, I reply that he must have been very ugly.
-Victor Hugo

Quote:My tastes are aristocratic, my actions democratic.
-Victor Hugo

(11-04-2012, 10:17 AM)Provenance Wrote: A lot of those are pretty funny, my favorite would have to be a few by Victor Hugo.

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.
- Victor Hugo

Our life dreams the Utopia. Our death achieves the Ideal.
- Victor Hugo

Popularity? It's glory's small change.
-Victor Hugo

Hell is an outrage on humanity. When you tell me that your deity made you in his image, I reply that he must have been very ugly.
-Victor Hugo

My tastes are aristocratic, my actions democratic.
-Victor Hugo

Quote:Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

(11-12-2012, 10:39 AM)Ultimatum Wrote: My favourite quote:

Quote:Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

(11-05-2012, 01:30 AM)Devil Child Wrote:

(11-04-2012, 10:17 AM)Provenance Wrote: A lot of those are pretty funny, my favorite would have to be a few by Victor Hugo.

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.
- Victor Hugo

Our life dreams the Utopia. Our death achieves the Ideal.
- Victor Hugo

Popularity? It's glory's small change.
-Victor Hugo

Hell is an outrage on humanity. When you tell me that your deity made you in his image, I reply that he must have been very ugly.
-Victor Hugo

My tastes are aristocratic, my actions democratic.
-Victor Hugo

Would you like me to add them cuz I want to