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7 Bear Maulings - Dismas - 08-19-2013

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Bears rarely attack humans unless they feel threatened or territorial. But a 12-year-old girl jogging in Michigan is among the latest victims in a spate of bear attacks that has left seven people mauled in five states since Thursday.

Wildlife officials are running tests on a bear they killed to see if it's the same one that mauled Abby Wetherell on Thursday evening. The girl from Cadillac, Michigan, was out on her nightly jog when she was ambushed by a black bear.

"On her way back this time, a bear just kind of came out of nowhere and attacked her from behind, knocked her to the ground," her mother Elizabeth Wetherell told CNN affiliate WXMI.

Abby tried to get up, but the bear kept charging.

"At that point, she didn't know what to do because she had been injured severely and couldn't get up, so she decided ... to just lay there and play dead."

Authorities also reported attacks in Alaska, Colorado, Wyoming and Idaho.

The Michigan incident, was an anomaly, officials said.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, because they're mauling everybody out here.

Source: CNN News


RE: 7 Bear Maulings - Customer - 08-19-2013

Keep in your kodomo, withhold your waifus because there are bears afoot!


RE: 7 Bear Maulings - Nero - 08-20-2013

Bears have gmauls now? Damn. Must be speccin' everyone in the wild.
*cough*RS reference*cough*

But that sucks. Should watch your back and know where you're going.
Don't roam in the woods :L


RE: 7 Bear Maulings - Sapientia - 08-20-2013

I kinda want to dress up in a bear suit and try and scare people.



RE: 7 Bear Maulings - Nefarious - 08-20-2013

(08-20-2013, 06:25 AM)Wisdom Wrote:
I kinda want to dress up in a bear suit and try and scare people.

I would totally do this with you!


RE: 7 Bear Maulings - Sapientia - 08-20-2013

We will do it when we meet up my niggababy.



RE: 7 Bear Maulings - ErroraBorealis - 08-20-2013

Psshhhhhh, this isn't shit guys. Imaginary Jesus was responsible for 42 maulings. At once. THey where all kids too.
It's in the fucking bible. 2 Kings, 13 and 14 I think.

2 Kings 23-24* It's that one I believe. xD


RE: 7 Bear Maulings - Kyon - 08-25-2013

Well, that sucks. I hope the people didn't die :x


RE: 7 Bear Maulings - Cosmic - 08-26-2013

Why do people think it's a good idea to wander off alone in the woods unarmed?


RE: 7 Bear Maulings - Kyon - 08-26-2013

(08-26-2013, 10:30 AM)Cosmic Wrote: Why do people think it's a good idea to wander off alone in the woods unarmed?

That's a good question, but unfortunately we probably wont get a straight answer if we asked someone who does that.