(08-18-2015, 02:02 PM)blackhatcat Wrote: The first thing that happens when you die is that your heart stops beating and blood flow ceases. Blood then pools in the parts of your body closest to the ground, a process called lividity. Because there is no more blood flow, oxygen-starved tissues stop all metabolic function. Your eyes cloud over, and your muscle fibers lock up in rigor mortis. Your body temperature goes down to match the ambient temperature.

Eventually, bacteria from the gut and upper respiratory tract enter your bloodstream and cause putrefaction, while your body's cellular enzymes digest its cells, a process called autolysis.

Then starts your magical journey to the best place on earth known as heaven, yeah, the place where you party hard on the clouds with all your already dead family and friends.

(08-19-2015, 07:12 AM)Stocking Wrote: "‘What happens after you die?’ That’s a big question for human beings. 'What happens after you die?’ Actually, lots of things happen after you die, just none of them include you." - Louis CK

(08-19-2015, 01:54 PM)roger_smith Wrote: I was going to move this thread to serious discussion, but then page 2 hit me in the nutsack. I don't know what to make of this anymore... :-p

(08-19-2015, 02:08 PM)God Wrote: The only work-around I can think of is to create a Super Serious Discussion tab. I do agree, moving this thread just plain ol' ordinary Serious Discussion is an insult to page 2.

(08-19-2015, 02:11 PM)roger_smith Wrote: You mean a Super Serial Discussion section, right?

(08-19-2015, 02:11 PM)roger_smith Wrote: You mean a Super Serial Discussion section, right?