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RE: Rap Battles - Eclipse - 02-04-2014
I am in love with you guys... No joke.
RE: Rap Battles - cr33pyguy - 02-04-2014
(02-04-2014, 05:48 PM)Sparks Wrote: I am in love with you guys... No joke.
:0 me luvz u 2 sparksy.
RE: Rap Battles - BlueScreen - 02-04-2014
(02-04-2014, 05:05 PM)cr33pyguy Wrote: I might smell like vaginas,
but that's cause I get some.
you only spit one-liners,
couldn't make a bitch cum.
oh, but wait, you're just a kid
there's no need for that.
your mom ain't worth a quid,
on your GF's face I shat.
Your rhymes are weak
You have uncreative insults
your rap reaches it's peak
it has no form of results.
Can't pierce through my skin,
not the strength of my kin.
My lyrics will make you feel
like you're bein' burnt on a grill
your rapping talent?
no match to this skill.
You think you know python?
worse than me still.
I'll give you this:
kid, you have skill,
but effort is needed
if you wanna kill.
I think we already established that I have won
because I pasted an image with a female on
she was holding down 'm',
but on the pic it said 'b'
just like the board where you post your two inch 'd'
Speaking of dicks,
you have plenty of gayporn
your drive is so full
that your fan goes straight to null
just like your life,
so please fuck off creepy-kun
#win #rekt #bs4president
RE: Rap Battles - Satan - 02-04-2014
Reading this in my head, if I had a microphone and a computer I could record myself as you have written them. The flow's easy enough to get.
RE: Rap Battles - Bannedshee - 02-04-2014
Calm down kids
Uncle banshee's in the crib
You see, i used to shit on kids like you
And even 40 year old pedophiles, like blue
sometimes i think in my head
You dont know what your steppin in to
is it a lawn? a site? a fertilized bed?
is it a horse? a camel? a mule?
or maybe a mall? a for- uhmm a store?
no no, this is a fucking war
no batlles, just me herding you fucks like a bunch of cattle, get the fuck off bitch this is my saddle, no room for bitches who cant handle the rattle, the rattle of the drums alerting the troops, the troops ready to kill some coons, the coons still thinking they can rap and make tunes, but when i step up, theyre like what the fuck? what the fuck do we say? shit shit, im fucking afriaid, someone help me, help me get out of the fray, shit, here comes banshee, dropping bombs like saddam hussein.
yeah bitch, saddam hussein
your probably still using Cain
SQLi with havij, shouting "SWAG, MAKE IT RAIN!"
Alright bitch, ill make it rain with
your red blood all over, stained
dont worry kids, banshee will clean the mess
rigth after i put you fucks to rest
idk
RE: Rap Battles - BlueScreen - 02-04-2014
(02-04-2014, 10:26 PM)Banshee Wrote: dont worry kids, banshee will clean the messOh, I'm sorry baby,
because that is MY line,
that you stole from me when you were born in '99
talking about kids,
how old were you again?
your profile says Hidden, but we both know that's a lie.
You're about as see-through, as BreShiE when he says he's a fag
Now leave this fucking thread and fucking hand in the rag.
I'm a 40 year old pedo?
well, that's another lie, go ahead and ask riri,
and he'll give you a surprise,
I'll give you a little hint,
it starts with a quest
which is what I was solving, when your slut-mom sold her self.
#pwnt #blue4presidentplz #swag
RE: Rap Battles - Bannedshee - 02-04-2014
(02-04-2014, 10:44 PM)BlueScreen Wrote: Oh, I'm sorry baby,
because that is MY line,
that you stole from me when you were born in '99
talking about kids,
how old were you again?
your profile says Hidden, but we both know that's a lie.
You're about as see-through, as BreShiE when he says he's a fag
Now leave this fucking thread and fucking hand in the rag.
I'm a 40 year old pedo?
well, that's another lie, go ahead and ask riri,
and he'll tell give you a surprise,
I'll give you a little hint,
it starts with a quest
which is what I was solving, when your slut-mom sold her self.
#pwnt #blue4presidentplz #swag
#burned
#wrekt
#blueforpres2014
RE: Rap Battles - Equinox - 02-05-2014
(02-04-2014, 10:44 PM)BlueScreen Wrote: Oh, I'm sorry baby,
because that is MY line,
that you stole from me when you were born in '99
talking about kids,
how old were you again?
your profile says Hidden, but we both know that's a lie.
You're about as see-through, as BreShiE when he says he's a fag
Now leave this fucking thread and fucking hand in the rag.
I'm a 40 year old pedo?
well, that's another lie, go ahead and ask riri,
and he'll give you a surprise,
I'll give you a little hint,
it starts with a quest
which is what I was solving, when your slut-mom sold her self.
#pwnt #blue4presidentplz #swag
Why kill when your so dead
Because you bit your brothers dick giving him head
I deserve the rapping crown
It'll make you frown
Sorry but my rhymes will make you drown
With your persistence like China
And the need for assistance like Carolina
Might as well rename you vagina
Is Cr33py gay?
He might be.
But when you're so doubtful
I'll leave you in shock
Around the clock tickity-mother-fucking-tock
I'll burn you so bad
churn you like butter
Bitch, you shouldn't stutter.
English slutty mcbuttsecks
You're just like my sister Fecks
RE: Rap Battles - BlueScreen - 02-05-2014
(02-05-2014, 12:15 AM)Duubz Wrote: Why kill when your so dead
Because you bit your brothers dick giving him head
I deserve the rapping crown
It'll make you frown
Sorry but my rhymes will make you drown
With your persistence like China
And the need for assistance like Carolina
Might as well rename you vagina
Is Cr33py gay?
He might be.
But when you're so doubtful
I'll leave you in shock
Around the clock tickity-mother-fucking-tock
I'll burn you so bad
churn you like butter
Bitch, you shouldn't stutter.
English slutty mcbuttsecks
You're just like my sister Fecks
Look, you little faggot.
I already won,
now #bluescreen4pres and let the niggers stay hung.
Just admit it already,
your body is no where near ready,
for my swag and my cock
so nigger don't sweat it.
I also heard you like dubstep,
so I looked that shit up
my first thought was
'what is this shit 'had enough'
I mean, what kind of drugs does it take to enjoy this,
its like pewdiepie thrown into a fucking toaster.
#bs4pres #yolo #respectYourElders
RE: Rap Battles - Equinox - 02-05-2014
(02-05-2014, 12:41 AM)BlueScreen Wrote: Look, you little faggot.
I already won,
now #bluescreen4pres and let the niggers stay hung.
Just admit it already,
your body is no where near ready,
for my swag and my cock
so nigger don't sweat it.
I also heard you like dubstep,
so I looked that shit up
my first thought was
'what is this shit 'had enough'
I mean, what kind of drugs does it take to enjoy this,
its like pewdiepie thrown into a fucking toaster.
#bs4pres #yolo #respectYourElders
Toplel, what cock?
All I see is a sock
Now take that off, you look like a cross-dresser
You're a stresser
Dubstep is an art
Pewdiepie isn't, it's the sum
Sum of weird and Sweden
More like an autistic kid smoked weed-en.
take off your fake beard
You don't look older
Not even bolder
Your raps are little
Your raps a nothing
You are the beholder
Now I wipe you off my shoulder