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RE: What's the most Illegal thing you ever done? - mothered - 09-06-2021

(09-05-2021, 09:59 PM)Marshland Wrote: Not my proudest moment but I ignored a red traffic light when cycling.
As a pedestrian, I cross on a red signal almost every day.

I'm also not proud of It, but only do It when there's no traffic around.

RE: What's the most Illegal thing you ever done? - Marshland - 09-06-2021

(09-06-2021, 04:44 AM)mothered Wrote:
(09-05-2021, 09:59 PM)Marshland Wrote: Not my proudest moment but I ignored a red traffic light when cycling.
As a pedestrian, I cross on a red signal almost every day.

I'm also not proud of It, but only do It when there's no traffic around.
Lol, yeah when there is no traffic around I sometimes do the same. Altho with my luck a police car will be lurking behind a bush next time

RE: What's the most Illegal thing you ever done? - xVita - 09-06-2021

Ignoring red lights, SE'ing, eWhoring, etc etc.

RE: What's the most Illegal thing you ever done? - d4ggm4sk - 09-06-2021

went postal and knifed an innocent peasant in an elevator, hatecrime.
there was his blood splattered all over the glass walls.
I had already been self mutilating for days and wanted to hurt someone else.
like 6 police cars came to mu house and 20 armed police men stormed the building.
they could have shot me if I hadnt been calmed down by another worker.
there was no reason for this whatsoever. i was just bored.

RE: What's the most Illegal thing you ever done? - Marshland - 09-06-2021

(09-06-2021, 11:29 AM)d4ggm4sk Wrote: went postal and knifed an innocent peasant in an elevator, hatecrime.
there was his blood splattered all over the glass walls.
I had already been self mutilating for days and wanted to hurt someone else.
like 6 police cars came to mu house and 20 armed police men stormed the building.
they could have shot me if I hadnt been calmed down by another worker.
there was no reason for this whatsoever. i was just bored.
I think you are the winner of this thread so far

RE: What's the most Illegal thing you ever done? - d4ggm4sk - 09-06-2021

(09-06-2021, 11:34 AM)Marshland Wrote:
(09-06-2021, 11:29 AM)d4ggm4sk Wrote: went postal and knifed an innocent peasant in an elevator, hatecrime.
there was his blood splattered all over the glass walls.
I had already been self mutilating for days and wanted to hurt someone else.
like 6 police cars came to mu house and 20 armed police men stormed the building.
they could have shot me if I hadnt been calmed down by another worker.
there was no reason for this whatsoever. i was just bored.
I think you are the winner of this thread so far

the funny thing is that I was also stoned on dope and hashish.
and if it would have been in USA I would probably have been given the electric chair for this.
but here in Sweden they are more silk gloves police, so they sent me to penitentiary for 2-3 months,
and then the crime case was folded and I was back on free foot again. Evil

RE: What's the most Illegal thing you ever done? - laininthewired - 09-06-2021

(09-06-2021, 11:29 AM)d4ggm4sk Wrote: went postal and knifed an innocent peasant in an elevator, hatecrime.
there was his blood splattered all over the glass walls.
I had already been self mutilating for days and wanted to hurt someone else.
like 6 police cars came to mu house and 20 armed police men stormed the building.
they could have shot me if I hadnt been calmed down by another worker.
there was no reason for this whatsoever. i was just bored.
remind me never to visit Sweden

RE: What's the most Illegal thing you ever done? - Lilin - 09-25-2021

Trolled the FBI and US Government to a new all time extreme!
I was well aware of "friends" within the FBI and used that to my advantage!
They brought up the receipts of every crime I ever did and I cried a lot, which I thought would not be possible.

They got a subpoena to backdoor this poor 22 (at the time) little girl's phones and computers.

This includes:
  • Fraud (Social engineering, Advanced RMA, Chargebacks, etc)
  • Credit card fraud (not carding)
  • Account hacking (Against a federal agent)
  • Doxing and hacking
  • Impersonation of a federal agent
  • Forging identity documents and pay stubs
  • Forging travel documents (Covid)
  • Felony possession of controlled substances with intent to sell (I did not ever sell drugs I just had a ton)
  • *Technically* narcotics trafficking
  • Wire transfer fraud (?)
  • Lying to the IRS and multiple federal agencies
  • Tax evasion
  • Embezzlement (?)
  • "Conspiracy to overthrow the government" - W/E THAT MEANS (???)
  • Contempt of court
  • Extortion (My favourite)  <----- i only did so because they were assholes and blackmailed me, I do have some sense of morals
  • and much MUCH more

The charges were thrown out because I was not fit to stand trial due to medication side effects and most of it happening during a manic phase.
*Lucky me*

Edit 1: I am basically on probation for 5 years
Edit 2: my daddy took care of the rest regarding lawyers and so forth, I am very very spoiled and realistically should have faced a long prison sentence
Edit 3: I am now the FBI's cute little pet and will never do crime for as long as I live!


RE: What's the most Illegal thing you ever done? - SourApples - 09-26-2021

I tried to steal money from a card and cash out using the crypto option. The card was reported stolen XD.

RE: What's the most Illegal thing you ever done? - mothered - 09-26-2021

(09-26-2021, 01:24 AM)SourApples Wrote: I tried to steal money from a card and cash out using the crypto option. The card was reported stolen XD.
Luckily It was reported.

The ramifications If caught, are certainly not pleasant.