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RE: What happens when you die? - Nil - 08-18-2015
(08-18-2015, 10:41 PM)BlueScreen Wrote: What @blackhatcat said minus the god shit. You just stop being just like you did before you were born. Its a simple process that is very easy to understand mkay.
That's just not true BlueScreen. You see, I now have a usertitle verifying my legitimacy. And if you're stubborn and somehow still don't believe in me, well guess what evidence I have to share? You guessed it! The video of a mouse dying and it's soul exiting the body. Guess where that soul was heading toward? You guessed it again! Heaven.
RE: What happens when you die? - Nightlife - 08-18-2015
(08-18-2015, 10:52 PM)God Wrote: That's just not true BlueScreen. You see, I now have a usertitle verifying my legitimacy. And if you're stubborn and somehow still don't believe in me, well guess what evidence I have to share? You guessed it! The video of a mouse dying and it's soul exiting the body? Guess where that soul was heading toward? You guessed it again! Heaven.
Fucking kek'ed.
RE: What happens when you die? - Oni - 08-18-2015
(08-18-2015, 10:52 PM)God Wrote: That's just not true BlueScreen. You see, I now have a usertitle verifying my legitimacy. And if you're stubborn and somehow still don't believe in me, well guess what evidence I have to share? You guessed it! The video of a mouse dying and it's soul exiting the body? Guess where that soul was heading toward? You guessed it again! Heaven.
What if the mouse really went to hell?
RE: What happens when you die? - Nil - 08-18-2015
(08-18-2015, 10:57 PM)Oni Wrote: What if the mouse really went to hell?
I was waiting for this response. In the video you can clearly see the soul exit out of the top corner. Since science tells us that Heaven is above us, and Hell below, the only logical explanation is that the mouse went to Heaven.
RE: What happens when you die? - Oni - 08-18-2015
(08-18-2015, 11:01 PM)God Wrote: Since science tells us that Heaven is above us, and Hell below,
Sources?
RE: What happens when you die? - Nightlife - 08-18-2015
(08-18-2015, 11:04 PM)Oni Wrote: Sources?
>Implying GOD would lie!
:o
RE: What happens when you die? - Eclipse - 08-18-2015
"I go to seek a great perhaps."
RE: What happens when you die? - Nil - 08-19-2015
(08-18-2015, 11:04 PM)Oni Wrote: Sources?
Here is a rare picture of Jesus caught peeking out from the clouds on July 17th of 2007.
![[Image: f2a631a5886d86633a789050f6de87e1.jpg]](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f2/a6/31/f2a631a5886d86633a789050f6de87e1.jpg)
So now that we've established that Heaven is indeed above us, you're probably still questioning how in the EFF I know that Hell is below us.
Well, fortunately for us scientists, we've already discovered the Gate to Hell. Located in Russia, we can clearly see the fiery entrance deep into the depths of Earth (aka below us).
![[Image: the-door-to-hell-sinkhole.jpg]](http://strangesounds.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/the-door-to-hell-sinkhole.jpg)
"But God, that's just a retarded volcano!" That's a very fair observation. BUT, the average person isn't equipped with the powerful 2020 Paint Zoom Tool Pro. I can't hold that against you as us scientists are the only ones with the credentials to use it. So I'll go ahead and do us all a favor and put it to good use for this point.
Zooming in just a tad here. Still in the realm of the average joes.
![[Image: almosthell_zpsxm4cpkbq.png]](http://s1315.photobucket.com/user/Kanooey/media/almosthell_zpsxm4cpkbq.png.html)
Zooming in a little more. We're still at a distance reachable by the non-scientist.
![[Image: almostalmosthell_zpsbinnedtw.png]](http://s1315.photobucket.com/user/Kanooey/media/almostalmosthell_zpsbinnedtw.png.html)
Zooming in once again. This is where I jump the barrier between ordinary faggot and scientist. (WARNING: Powerful photo ahead - May cause a loss of sleep, hatred, suicide, a change in beliefs, and diarrhea)
Spoiler:
![[Image: okayhell_zpshb8lxihn.png]](http://s1315.photobucket.com/user/Kanooey/media/okayhell_zpshb8lxihn.png.html)
So, there you have it folks! A sign welcoming us to Hell. That's as proofy as proof can get. Have a nice day.
RE: What happens when you die? - Nightlife - 08-19-2015
(08-19-2015, 12:00 AM)God Wrote: Here is a rare picture of Jesus caught peeking out from the clouds on July 17th of 2007.
So now that we've established that Heaven is indeed above us, you're probably still questioning how in the EFF I know that Hell is below us.
Well, fortunately for us scientists, we've already discovered the Gate to Hell. Located in Russia, we can clearly see the fiery entrance deep into the depths of Earth (aka below us).
"But God, that's just a retarded volcano!" That's a very fair observation. BUT, the average person isn't equipped with the powerful 2020 Paint Zoom Tool Pro. I can't hold that against you as us scientists are the only ones with the credentials to use it. So I'll go ahead and do us all a favor and put it to good use for this point.
Zooming in just a tad here. Still in the realm of the average joes.
Zooming in a little more. We're still at a distance reachable by the non-scientist.
Zooming in once again. This is where the barrier collapses between ordinary faggot and scientist. (WARNING: Powerful photo ahead - May cause a loss of sleep, hatred, suicide, a change in beliefs, and diarrhea)
Spoiler:
So, there you have it folks! A sign welcoming us to Hell. That's as proofy as proof can get. Have a nice day.
Fucking LOL, you spent way to much time on this.
RE: What happens when you die? - Oni - 08-19-2015
(08-19-2015, 12:02 AM)nightlife Wrote: Fucking LOL, you spent way to much time on this.
Still a good laugh. [emoji14]