Rap Battles - Printable Version

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RE: Rap Battles - Customer - 02-02-2014

(02-02-2014, 07:24 PM)BlueScreen Wrote: Combo breaker mutherfuckers.

I believe I win. Get recked.

#rekt

RE: Rap Battles - Adorapuff - 02-02-2014

I smoke Kush, Kali Kush
Next month I'll be voting for a man named "Bush"
Wait, no, huh, why
I'd probably rather die
I fuck bitches
I kill witches
I eat pasta
I pray to rasta
I has much culture
I eat like a vulture
I drop a beat
As ofter as I eat wheat
Wait, huh
I'm gluten free 4x
I'm super l33t
Especially when i'm sucking of starfall
word

RE: Rap Battles - cr33pyguy - 02-03-2014

We should record this. shit's getting serious here.

RE: Rap Battles - Equinox - 02-03-2014

(02-02-2014, 09:40 PM)Adorapuff Wrote: I smoke Kush, Kali Kush
Next month I'll be voting for a man named "Bush"
Wait, no, huh, why
I'd probably rather die
I fuck bitches
I kill witches
I eat pasta
I pray to rasta
I has much culture
I eat like a vulture
I drop a beat
As ofter as I eat wheat
Wait, huh
I'm gluten free 4x
I'm super l33t
Especially when i'm sucking of starfall
word

My rhymes are the shit
So much it hurts like getting hit
But you're just like a pet
Or maybe a girl so get wet
Take a seat, sit down
With this rap you'll probably drown

RE: Rap Battles - cr33pyguy - 02-03-2014

(02-02-2014, 07:22 PM)Duubz Wrote:
Spoiler:
Well done, well done.
I give you the crown
But I don't name you King
Afterall your title is Queen.
You're a pyro and a fag
You're a pyscho and mad
But one thing you forgot
You dropped your weed in the parking-lot
I found it there and I won't smoke it I swear
Too bad that saying that was just a dare
But I'll be lighting it like you light fire to trees
But only burning it will be to the fourth degree
You see this is takes
I am sticking you with stakes
You're pretty much fucked
You got fucked like a duck screws your luck.
Join the crew
No, not NobodyEpic, KYR SP33DY and more
The one that will leave you cracking your door
You're a nyctophobic
You're also aftraid of your own SO
So let's go
You homophobe.

Did someone knock on my door?
Welcome to my kingdom,
here your face mops the floor,
while i'm playing lyrical ping-pong.
Because that's a fast game,
I'm no typical sing-song,
can't remember your name,
you'll get crushed like I'm king-kong.
I'm on top of the tower
you people call world.
I wield the power,
I've never eaten my word.

This shit just got real,
Give you no time to heal
...
your wounds.
This rap ripped them open
it's like I'm doping
This is not the rope's end,
The worst is yet to come
when it's all said and done
you're just a bum,
and I'll make you run.

So you better get out,
you lil girl scout.
Now it's your time
I'll end this rhyme

peace. Bitch.

+1 for this

You're a pyro and a fag
You're a pyscho and mad

haha, someone make a beat for these raps.

RE: Rap Battles - Equinox - 02-04-2014

(02-03-2014, 10:09 AM)cr33pyguy Wrote: Did someone knock on my door?
Welcome to my kingdom,
here your face mops the floor,
while i'm playing lyrical ping-pong.
Because that's a fast game,
I'm no typical sing-song,
can't remember your name,
you'll get crushed like I'm king-kong.
I'm on top of the tower
you people call world.
I wield the power,
I've never eaten my word.

This shit just got real,
Give you no time to heal
...
your wounds.
This rap ripped them open
it's like I'm doping
This is not the rope's end,
The worst is yet to come
when it's all said and done
you're just a bum,
and I'll make you run.

So you better get out,
you lil girl scout.
Now it's your time
I'll end this rhyme

peace. Bitch.

You look like death
Stink like a bitches vagina
You've got horrible breath
And you look like China
Stop taking meth
So stop acting so big, Carolina

You're just like a bot
On difference you rot
Smoking that pot
Probably not the best idea
Sorry, you lose.
Come on let's take a visit to Ikea
Gets some extra parts for your broken bitch penis
Maybe make it come out than stick in

RE: Rap Battles - Eclipse - 02-04-2014

I'm shit at rap. This thread makes me depressed.

RE: Rap Battles - Equinox - 02-04-2014

(02-04-2014, 11:52 AM)Sparks Wrote: I'm shit at rap. This thread makes me depressed.

Don't worry, you're not the only one. Why do you think we're typing them? xD

RE: Rap Battles - Eclipse - 02-04-2014

(02-04-2014, 11:53 AM)Duubz Wrote: Don't worry, you're not the only one. Why do you think we're typing them? xD

Lol I never thought of that Tongue

RE: Rap Battles - cr33pyguy - 02-04-2014

(02-04-2014, 11:31 AM)Duubz Wrote:
Spoiler:
You look like death
Stink like a bitches vagina
You've got horrible breath
And you look like China
Stop taking meth
So stop acting so big, Carolina

You're just like a bot
On difference you rot
Smoking that pot
Probably not the best idea
Sorry, you lose.
Come on let's take a visit to Ikea
Gets some extra parts for your broken bitch penis
Maybe make it come out than stick in

I might smell like vaginas,
but that's cause I get some.
you only spit one-liners,
couldn't make a bitch cum.
oh, but wait, you're just a kid
there's no need for that.
your mom ain't worth a quid,
on your GF's face I shat.
Your rhymes are weak
You have uncreative insults
your rap reaches it's peak
it has no form of results.
Can't pierce through my skin,
not the strength of my kin.

My lyrics will make you feel
like you're bein' burnt on a grill
your rapping talent?
no match to this skill.
You think you know python?
worse than me still.
I'll give you this:
kid, you have skill,
but effort is needed
if you wanna kill.