(11-05-2013, 05:42 AM)Blue Wrote: Alright motherfucker. I'm an Aplha male SL.
And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm fucking her.
The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?
Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.
And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't Fuck" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.

And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.
And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.
I'd say you should become an hero, but you being around makes her want a real man all the more, so keep fagging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner. YOU ARE JUST FUCKING JEALOUS

(11-05-2013, 04:58 PM)BlueScreen Wrote: Reported to the FBI, ATF, DEA, MSNBC, HGTV, the US Army, the USSR, Chuck Norris, US Marshals Service, your county Sheriff, CIA, NSA, DIA, the activity, CJCLDS, God, Jesus, Muhammad, FSM, PBFComics, LAPD SWAT, Mr. Coffee, Mr. T, E!, HGN, HBO, Netflix, Mr. Skin, NCIS, CID, Lukas Liquors Super Store, Disney World, that girl scout troop that always hounds you to buy cookies, Hilter's Youth, Lurr - Ruler of Omicron Persei 8, some homeless guy named Mastermind who said he will have your job in the next 3 years, Jeb Bush, George W. Bush, George H. W. Bush, Barbara Walters, JJJ, MMM, the KKK, the Bader-Meinhoff Group, the patriarchy, a group of disadvantaged inner-city black youth wearing all red who said they would watch your brief case filled with $10,000 while you go shopping, your dog, your mother, my big fat Greek mother, the Illumernati, Coor's, Boulevard Brewing Company, Dog Fish Head, the governor of Tahiti, Obabo, Mel Gibson, the RAAF, USAF, RCAF, RAF, Luftwaffe from 1942, 300 Spartans and Manhattan Fish and Wildlife Service, Dog the Bounty Hunter, and Fred Phelps.

They all said you were a faggot.

(11-06-2013, 01:23 AM)Blue Wrote: The fact that you were able to type out over 100 characters on your short time away from the kitchen is either impressive on your part, or shameful on the man who owns you. I can't believe you fucking morons waste your life here. Listen, this is your LIFE. You need to be living with real human beings. You need to go find a girlfriend and spend time with her. You need to find happiness. Happiness is not in your online games or crappy manga books, it is in other people.
Do you really want to be 40 years old and look back to your 18-25 years and realize you pissed them away in fits of loneliness playing RPGs and crying yourself to sleep? I know most, if not all of you, had no real childhood or high school experiences because you were too busy being antisocial losers. Change that, now. How much greater would your life be now had you worked up the courage to talk to that one girl and go to the prom with her? Wouldn't high school have been amazing if you actually went out with friends on the weekend and saw movies? This is why you people love anime so much, because it portrays these perfect people going through high school living the lives YOU wish you could have lived back then.
Stop wasting your time on the Internet. Look outside and see the trees and the sun. Please. There is a world out there. There are interesting people all over. Why do you want to throw away what is left of your life playing fictional RPGs when real life is one big RPG with real consequences and relationships?
Are you just afraid? I mean, look at me, I own this boat.

faggot.

(11-06-2013, 03:00 AM)BlueScreen Wrote: Hello, my name is Bluescreen. I'm sick of SL destroying my dreams, in three days I am going to shoot every person that I can find at your place. I believe I am sort of a revolutionary, a man such as Che. We are sucked into labor by capitalism and enslaved in debt by forums for worthless kb of reputation points. I used to be a rabid lurker, but my views have been radically changed in the last few days; I am no longer the man I used to be. I will force the shed of blood for my beliefs. Don't try stopping me, don't even fucking try. I am equipped, and you will only cause more harm to your family. Do not try to propgandize this post, if my legacy is documented I will make sure the truth gets out. Do not try to interfere.

(11-06-2013, 03:00 AM)BlueScreen Wrote: Hello, my name is Bluescreen. I'm sick of SL destroying my dreams, in three days I am going to shoot every person that I can find at your place. I believe I am sort of a revolutionary, a man such as Che. We are sucked into labor by capitalism and enslaved in debt by forums for worthless kb of reputation points. I used to be a rabid lurker, but my views have been radically changed in the last few days; I am no longer the man I used to be. I will force the shed of blood for my beliefs. Don't try stopping me, don't even fucking try. I am equipped, and you will only cause more harm to your family. Do not try to propgandize this post, if my legacy is documented I will make sure the truth gets out. Do not try to interfere.

(11-06-2013, 03:14 AM)Blue Wrote: Hello, SL. Today, I have something to tell you that you may find interesting.
I have found…the worst thing on the internet.
No, it isn’t SL. No, it isn’t meatspin or any of those other sites. It’s worse. Worse than BME Pain Olympics. Worse than 2g1c. Worse than the pain series on ED. Worse than anything you’ve ever seen.
You may be wondering, what could facilitate such hype? What could be so bad that it's worth mentioning on /b/?
I'm afraid you don't understand. It is...not of this world. I cannot imagine what would posses anyone to create such an...abomination. They say that a picture's worth a thousand words. Does this mean that more than a thousand words would be worse than a single picture? You’ve guessed correctly. IT IS A FANFIC. EVERY SHOCK SITE AND FUCKED UP VIDEO HAS BEEN EFFORTLESSLY BESTED BY A FANFIC.
Well, I suppose now you’re wondering just what the hell I’m talking about. Well…
…Candlejack.
Heheheh…Hahahaha…AHAHAHAHAH!
Sorry, but it looks like your luck has run out. Candlejack is coming to take away the only way to know what the worst thing on the internet is. But you may be wondering…why hasn’t he gotten me yet? How am I still typing? Well…

(11-06-2013, 03:18 AM)Sir Wrote: You got drugs I see... Sharing is caring bruh!

(11-06-2013, 03:14 AM)Blue Wrote: Okay guys, this isn't funny anymore. The cops fucking knocked at my door today and asked me about websites I've been visiting. I NEVER go to any sick pedo places or anything like that so it must be this place they're talking about. For god's sake stop screwing around with the pedo shit, you're going to get yourselves arrested. Trust me the authorities are watching and they're taking it VERY seriously. Don't believe me, fine, wait a while and you will. I just hope you have a good lawyer. Goodbye forever you sick fucks, I'm going to wipe my hard drive.

(11-06-2013, 03:21 AM)BlueScreen Wrote: Fuck you, you piece of shit. I bet I have had stronger orgasms than you can ever imagine. Just absolutely amazing cums, with tremendous bursts of pleasurable feeling. I am glad that delicious pleasure is reserved for those of us who watch quality cp, unlike your shitty couple porn that you get from pornhub. You have to settle for your tiny little "ah" dribble of cum, when I am fucking spunking buckets in ecstasy like a real pedophile. You're a tiny dicked shrimp and your dick has never felt like mine. Big, hard, and rippling with deadly joy.

#owned