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You HAVE to know this. - lux - 07-06-2013

My childhood.




RE: You HAVE to know this. - Oni - 07-06-2013

Aha, that show's classic. Smile


RE: You HAVE to know this. - Customer - 07-06-2013

[Image: 1mtlMDH.png]

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
So I'd like to take a minute - just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the meme called Pedobear.

In West Neverland, born and raised
Stalking playgrounds is how I spent most of my days
Checking out max, relaxing all cool
Playing with my balls near the kids pool
When a couple kids who were looking real good
Didn't check the registry in their neighborhood
I touched one little kid and her mom got scared
She said "I'm calling the FBI you sick Pedobear!"

So I whistled for a van but when it came near
The license plate said Chan and there was a party in the rear
If anything I thought this van was a snare
Ah, forget it you can't catch Pedobear!

I pulled out of this girl who was 7 or 8
Yelled to the Moralfags "Yo Homos! Sage you later!"
Looked at her crotch, got there before hair
She can sit on my bone - cos I'm the Pedobear.



RE: You HAVE to know this. - lux - 07-06-2013

Customer, you nailed it.

+1


RE: You HAVE to know this. - Defeat_SL - 07-06-2013

Who doesn't know this?! If you don't, you suck :p


RE: You HAVE to know this. - Customer - 07-06-2013

(07-06-2013, 12:44 PM)xLinear Wrote: Customer, you nailed it.

+1

It's an oooold copypasta.


RE: You HAVE to know this. - lux - 07-07-2013

(07-06-2013, 08:38 PM)Customer Wrote: It's an oooold copypasta.

Oooold copypasta, is the beeeest copypasta


RE: You HAVE to know this. - Customer - 07-08-2013

(07-07-2013, 09:37 AM)xLinear Wrote: Oooold copypasta, is the beeeest copypasta

Yeah, mostly.


RE: You HAVE to know this. - Nuance - 07-08-2013

(07-06-2013, 08:44 AM)Customer Wrote:
[Image: 1mtlMDH.png]

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
So I'd like to take a minute - just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the meme called Pedobear.

In West Neverland, born and raised
Stalking playgrounds is how I spent most of my days
Checking out max, relaxing all cool
Playing with my balls near the kids pool
When a couple kids who were looking real good
Didn't check the registry in their neighborhood
I touched one little kid and her mom got scared
She said "I'm calling the FBI you sick Pedobear!"

So I whistled for a van but when it came near
The license plate said Chan and there was a party in the rear
If anything I thought this van was a snare
Ah, forget it you can't catch Pedobear!

I pulled out of this girl who was 7 or 8
Yelled to the Moralfags "Yo Homos! Sage you later!"
Looked at her crotch, got there before hair
She can sit on my bone - cos I'm the Pedobear.

That was beautiful.
*wipes a tear from my face and begins to slowly clap*


RE: You HAVE to know this. - Customer - 07-08-2013

(07-08-2013, 08:00 PM)Crow Wrote: That was beautiful.
*wipes a tear from my face and begins to slowly clap*

<3