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Man Uses his Micro-Penis as a Defense in Court - 817_091_278 - 10-12-2016
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/man-on-trial-for-raping-and-choking-sex-trade-workers-will-use-size-of-remarkably-small-penis-in-defence
"Jacques “Porkchop” Rouschop has waited almost three years to defend himself against rape-and-choking charges, and starting Thursday morning, an Ottawa jury will start hearing defence evidence — including the “remarkably small” size of his penis — that he hopes will finally clear his name."
RE: Man Uses his Micro-Penis as a Defense in Court - pvnk - 10-12-2016
This was pretty hilarious to read.
RE: Man Uses his Micro-Penis as a Defense in Court - Oni - 10-12-2016
I feel bad for that guy, if the story is legitimate. As if being falsely accused wasn't humiliating enough.
RE: Man Uses his Micro-Penis as a Defense in Court - 817_091_278 - 10-12-2016
(10-12-2016, 05:26 PM)Oni Wrote: I feel bad for that guy, if the story is legitimate. As if being falsely accused wasn't humiliating enough.
I don't necessarily think it's a false accusation - he has choking charges as well. So, they have to have some sort of evidence.
RE: Man Uses his Micro-Penis as a Defense in Court - Oni - 10-13-2016
(10-12-2016, 07:09 PM)817_091_278 Wrote:(10-12-2016, 05:26 PM)Oni Wrote: I feel bad for that guy, if the story is legitimate. As if being falsely accused wasn't humiliating enough.
I don't necessarily think it's a false accusation - he has choking charges as well. So, they have to have some sort of evidence.
I think he'd be ill-equipped to do anything but choke someone...
RE: Man Uses his Micro-Penis as a Defense in Court - Jiggly - 10-13-2016
That was quite the read. I'll be curious to see what the results are. If this guy is innocent, as the article is trying to suggest, then I feel bad for him. Although, this may be the only positive thing about his mini-pecker.
RE: Man Uses his Micro-Penis as a Defense in Court - Despised - 10-13-2016
This is a change compared to the typical schizophrenic excuse.
RE: Man Uses his Micro-Penis as a Defense in Court - mothered - 10-13-2016
Quote:to defend himself against rape-and-choking charges......the “remarkably small” size of his penis — that he hopes will finally clear his name.
That's the first person I've heard who tried to choke women with his penis. They should've omitted the "choking" part, It's not relative to his defense In this context.
RE: Man Uses his Micro-Penis as a Defense in Court - 817_091_278 - 10-13-2016
(10-13-2016, 01:41 PM)Ayumi Wrote: This is a change compared to the typical schizophrenic excuse.
I think most people wouldn't even dare to use their micro-penises as a defense; their ego is too big.
RE: Man Uses his Micro-Penis as a Defense in Court - Despised - 10-13-2016
(10-13-2016, 08:18 PM)817_091_278 Wrote:(10-13-2016, 01:41 PM)Ayumi Wrote: This is a change compared to the typical schizophrenic excuse.
I think most people wouldn't even dare to use their micro-penises as a defense; their ego is too big.
Many criminals lack empathy and shame. These cases are not rare in the court, though this method is.