Quote:“We have never arrested a naked gardener. I have arrested a naked woman on a lawnmower for OUI,” confirms Bangor Police Department Sgt. Tim Cotton. “I would say that nude gardening in your own backyard is not typically a problem for us here in Bangor.”

Quote:Mark those calendars with the correct date:

"World Naked Gardening Day (WNGD) is an annual international event celebrated on the first Saturday of May by gardeners and non-gardeners alike. WNGD has become a growing annual tradition that celebrates weeding, planting flowers and trimming hedges in the buff. This year’s naked day of planting is on May 7th, and it is the 12th annual celebration. As the news of this unique celebration spreads, it has left many people wondering, why garden naked? Well, according to the group who founded WNGD, first of all, it’s fun!

(05-02-2016, 11:09 PM)Oni Wrote: Source:
https://bangordailynews.com/2016/05/02/homestead/advice-for-celebrating-world-naked-gardening-day-this-saturday/

Quote:"Tips for successful naked gardening

For optimal results, follow these best practices for World Naked Gardening Day compiled by the BDN features team.

Hats on. You can and should wear a hat if it’s sunny. This adds shade — and perhaps a dash of modesty.

Ticks. This quasi-holiday is a field day for deer ticks, the scourge of the fullest-clothed gardener. On naked gardening day, think of all the crevices they can penetrate. When the day’s done, be sure to check, check, check everywhere.

Sunscreen. Slather on the 50 SPF sunscreen, paying close attention to parts you never knew existed. We don’t want to know what the nether regions look like scorched. Ouch!

No crouching. For sanitary reasons, it might be a good idea to reserve this day for raking, grafting, using the rototiller and all other vertical work.

No pricks. This isn’t a good day for pruning raspberry patches. Or rose bushes.

Own it. If you are going to do it, garden in the buff with pride. If your neighbors stop in shock, just wave! It’s your day.

Check the weather. During this chilly spring, catching the flu or a nasty cold could put a damper on this freewheeling parade. In Bangor, it’s forecast to be 67 and raining. Cotton suggests you plan accordingly.

“There might be weather challenges this year for those that choose to participate in this worthy event,” Cotton said.

(05-03-2016, 05:10 AM)Primitive Wrote: Expected to see some pictures because I'm a visual learner. You could imagine the disappointment on my face when I saw none.

Quote: No crouching. For sanitary reasons, It might be a good idea to reserve this day for raking, grafting, using the rototiller and all other vertical work.

(05-03-2016, 02:35 PM)mothered Wrote: I had to laugh at this:


Not a pleasant site If It were an 80yo.

(05-03-2016, 02:37 PM)Pirate Wrote: I doubt there will be many teen girls or hot bitches fucking out in the farm field this saturday