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What happens when you die? - Nightlife - 08-18-2015
What do you guys think happens when we die?
RE: What happens when you die? - blackhatcat - 08-18-2015
The first thing that happens when you die is that your heart stops beating and blood flow ceases. Blood then pools in the parts of your body closest to the ground, a process called lividity. Because there is no more blood flow, oxygen-starved tissues stop all metabolic function. Your eyes cloud over, and your muscle fibers lock up in rigor mortis. Your body temperature goes down to match the ambient temperature.
Eventually, bacteria from the gut and upper respiratory tract enter your bloodstream and cause putrefaction, while your body's cellular enzymes digest its cells, a process called autolysis.
Then starts your magical journey to the best place on earth known as heaven, yeah, the place where you party hard on the clouds with all your already dead family and friends.
RE: What happens when you die? - Nightlife - 08-18-2015
(08-18-2015, 02:02 PM)blackhatcat Wrote: The first thing that happens when you die is that your heart stops beating and blood flow ceases. Blood then pools in the parts of your body closest to the ground, a process called lividity. Because there is no more blood flow, oxygen-starved tissues stop all metabolic function. Your eyes cloud over, and your muscle fibers lock up in rigor mortis. Your body temperature goes down to match the ambient temperature.
Eventually, bacteria from the gut and upper respiratory tract enter your bloodstream and cause putrefaction, while your body's cellular enzymes digest its cells, a process called autolysis.
Then starts your magical journey to the best place on earth known as heaven, yeah, the place where you party hard on the clouds with all your already dead family and friends.
Can you still hack stuff in heaven?
RE: What happens when you die? - Satan - 08-18-2015
(08-18-2015, 02:41 PM)nightlife Wrote: Can you still hack stuff in heaven?
Step 1: Dox God
Step 2: SWAT him
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit.
RE: What happens when you die? - Nightlife - 08-18-2015
(08-18-2015, 02:43 PM)Jinx Wrote: Step 1: Dox God
Step 2: SWAT him
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit.
illegal..
RE: What happens when you die? - Satan - 08-18-2015
(08-18-2015, 02:48 PM)nightlife Wrote: illegal..
What's he gonna do, get me v&?
RE: What happens when you die? - Nil - 08-18-2015
I send you to Heaven or Hell depending on my mood at the particular moment.
RE: What happens when you die? - Nightlife - 08-18-2015
(08-18-2015, 10:16 PM)God Wrote: I send you to Heaven or Hell depending on my mood at the particular moment.
You must of been waiting for so long for that username to pay off.
kek'ed. +1
RE: What happens when you die? - Nil - 08-18-2015
(08-18-2015, 10:17 PM)nightlife Wrote: You must of been waiting for so long for that username to pay off.
kek'ed. +1
Hehe, I can now retire.
RE: What happens when you die? - BlueScreen - 08-18-2015
What @blackhatcat said minus the god shit. You just stop being just like you did before you were born. Its a simple process that is very easy to understand mkay.