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What's your fortune? - Roosta - 06-14-2014
A friend of mine showed me this on his phone, I always like opening fortune cookies so got into this: http://www.veahn.com
Wealth is near, be more patient. is what it said to me. Hope its true haha.
RE: What's your fortune? - Uzinero - 06-14-2014
Did it a few times, results:
"Make a new friend and a new path will open" - Lel k.
"Don't envy them their life is truly not better" - The only people I envy have lives that are far better so I disagree.
"Your bad deeds have consequences" - Meh, don't care.
"Wealth is near, be more patient" - Fucking hope so.
"Nature awaits you, embrace it for a generous reward" - Uhm, k.
"My powers are fake, you say? Seeing is believing" - Okay sure.
"Learn a new skill" - I'm already working on learning multiple new skills.
"Maybe it's time to move on" - I have nothing to move on from.
"Think for yourself" - I do.
"Your mailbox will have a surprise for you soon" - I hope it's a good surprise and not someone carding items to my address.
"Seek an elder for more guidance" - meh.
"You are throwing your life away" - No shit.
"Speak with me later" - You're not even a real fucking person, how is that possible?
"Don't pick up any change on the street" - I don't anyway.
"Death shall be a lonely experience unless you rectify your past errors" - Lol okay.
"Beware authority" - Meh.
"Beware the wolves among you" - Makes sense in relation to most of my family.
"Listen to your dreams" - I've been having some fucking weird and terrifying dreams lately so no thanks.
"Only you can improve your life" - No shit.
"You must go outside!" - Meh.
"The moon speaks, listen to it." - Get off the drugs, wizard guy.
"Who you're seeking is not yet ready to be found" - I'm not seeking anybody.
"What you fear the most, is what you should fear the least" - Meh.
"The next beggar you encounter will show you the way" - Lol k.
"Your weight is a burden that must be relieved" - Not sure if weight of stress or just like..My weight, but if it's my weight, I've been dieting and going to gym lately so meh.
"Prepare for the worst" - I'm always prepared for the worst.
"Confidence is great but too much of it can be dangerous" - Well, I am a bit over confident but meh, who gives a fuck.
"Be proud of yourself but don't let pride cloud your reality" - lol k.
"The last female you spoke with has a secret" - No shit.
"Remove the need for greed" - No.
"Your lucky number for next Monday is 69" - Hopefully this is correct and I lose my virginity on Monday, making 69 my lucky number. kek.
And for anyone wondering, no I didn't take this seriously, but meh, thought I'd give responses to all I got.
RE: What's your fortune? - MiS - 06-14-2014
"Think for yourself."
nth time I've heard it this week. Maybe I ought to listen, what do you guys think?
RE: What's your fortune? - Losi - 06-14-2014
"Don't trust those in blue." Ok then, i dont trust anyone really so.... im fine.
RE: What's your fortune? - Saikou - 06-14-2014
"Gold coins await for those who seek adventure." - That made no sense, mate.
"An offspring would do you good." - A bullet to your head would do you good.
"Love can be sweet yet painful, remember that." - What.
"Brainwashing takes years to recover from." - According to Capt. America it doesn't.
"Nature awaits you, embrace it for a generous reward." - No.
"Speak with me later." - Nope.
"Beware the wolves among you." - What.
RE: What's your fortune? - Eclipse - 06-14-2014
(06-14-2014, 03:15 AM)MiS Wrote: "Think for yourself."
nth time I've heard it this week. Maybe I ought to listen, what do you guys think?
Someone else been thinking for you lately?
Lol, fortune cookies...
:xD:
RE: What's your fortune? - mariolinok - 06-14-2014
"Gluttony is disgusting, don't succumb to it."
????? I believe it don't work very well!!
RE: What's your fortune? - Eclipse - 06-14-2014
You are throwing your life away - Ok...
RE: What's your fortune? - Molly - 06-14-2014
You are not going to get rich opening fortune cookies on an app!
RE: What's your fortune? - MiS - 06-14-2014
@Molly That's an extremely lewd avatar.
And I approve. Not sure if it'll be acceptable, sadly.