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Rap Battles - Equinox - 02-02-2014
Because I'm white and can't rap for shit I decided to make this thread. Basically we go up against any user, the user that posts below you is the competitor. Kind of like a what do you think of me type thread but you don't tag, you just get told off by the user below you and can choose to explode like a little bitch back to them.
I'll start.
DoSed ass little bitch, you make my system feel like it has a glitch. Your momma's clit is only as big as your tiny 0.1 mm dick and it makes me sick. Go outside and break a stick because your life's a big magic trick. DROP THE MIC AND WALK AWAY.
RE: Rap Battles - Customer - 02-02-2014
His palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his spaghetti already: mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
To drop spaghetti, but he keeps on spaghetti
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The spaghetti's run out, time's up, over - blaow!
Snap back to spaghetti, oh! - there goes gravity
Oh - there goes spaghetti, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't
Give up spaghetti nope, he won't have it
He knows, his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's spaghetti
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this spaghetti, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this spaghetti and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in
Spaghetti (x4)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This spaghetti comes once in a lifetime
(x2)
The spaghetti's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This spaghetti is mine for the taking
Make me spaghetti, as we move toward a New World spaghetti
A normal life is spaghetti; but superspaghetti's
Close to spaghetti, it only grows harder
Homie grows spaghetti, he blows it's all over
These hoes is all spaghetti, coast to coast spaghetti
He's known as the Globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown spaghetti from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own spaghetti
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold spaghetti
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold spaghetti
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and spaghetti. And so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, spaghetti
But the beat goes on: da-da-dum da-dum da-dah
No more games, I'mma change what you call spaghetti
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs spaghetti
I was playin' in the spaghetti, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and spaghetti'ed off stage
But I kept rhyming and spaghetti right in the next cipher
Best believe somebody's spaghetti'ing the Pied Piper
All the spaghetti inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my spaghetti
Five and I can't provide the right type of
Spaghetti for my family, cause man, these God damn
Food stamps don't buy spaghetti, and there's no movie
There's no Mekhi spaghetti, this is my life
And this spaghetti is so hard, and it's getting even harder
Tryin' to feed and water my spaghetti plus, teeter-totter
Caught up between being spaghetti and a prima donna
Baby momma drama, screaming on her too much for me to wanna
Stay in spaghetti, another day of spaghetti
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like spaghetti
To formulate spaghetti, or end up in jail or shot
Spaghetti is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Spaghetti I love you but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in spaghetti's Lot
So here I go it's my shot. Spaghetti: fail me not
This may be the only spaghetti that I got
RE: Rap Battles - Cressi - 02-02-2014
(02-02-2014, 05:30 PM)Customer Wrote: <Epic Rap>
Pasta for everyone! Great lyrics ^^
RE: Rap Battles - Pidiot - 02-02-2014
A little section from my rap please do not take it.
I shatter words, like, battle chords
Incompatible, barely audible
Keep your rhymes, covered up, like a manifold
rabid cannibal, eating animals like Hannibal
your elementary is only adequate for terrible...
I know, how to make a man fall off his pedestal,
and require, medical attention, from a catapult.
Please create an instrumental for your mouth to suit
Cause it's incidental that your mouth is mouse poop
Not coincidental that your mental is house loop
An asylum for people to oust you.
RE: Rap Battles - Customer - 02-02-2014
(02-02-2014, 06:47 PM)Truth Wrote: A little section from my rap please do not take it.
I shatter words, like, battle chords
Incompatible, barely audible
Keep your rhymes, covered up, like a manifold
rabid cannibal, eating animals like Hannibal
your elementary is only adequate for terrible...
I know, how to make a man fall off his pedestal,
and require, medical attention, from a catapult.
Please create an instrumental for your mouth to suit
Cause it's incidental that your mouth is mouse poop
Not coincidental that your mental is house loop
An asylum for people to oust you.
r u o k m8?
RE: Rap Battles - Pidiot - 02-02-2014
(02-02-2014, 06:52 PM)Customer Wrote: r u o k m8?
Im fine, why?
RE: Rap Battles - Equinox - 02-02-2014
(02-02-2014, 06:47 PM)Truth Wrote: A little section from my rap please do not take it.
I shatter words, like, battle chords
Incompatible, barely audible
Keep your rhymes, covered up, like a manifold
rabid cannibal, eating animals like Hannibal
your elementary is only adequate for terrible...
I know, how to make a man fall off his pedestal,
and require, medical attention, from a catapult.
Please create an instrumental for your mouth to suit
Cause it's incidental that your mouth is mouse poop
Not coincidental that your mental is house loop
An asylum for people to oust you.
You shatter words like my non-existant sister's vagina
Killing this bitch with persistance like China
Hocus pocus this is my focus says a magician
You'll need a pediatrician
In a minute you'll be sucking this
Take a hot load to the face
I fucked your girlfriend
She was 29 cents for the gents
Get your sloppy seconds
It'll taste like pennies, the same you used to pay for Wendy's
On the ground licking Hennry's knees.
Your raps are so bad I think my ears are bleeding
I don't want to string you along but
Now that you've read this I want to let you know that this is MY THREAD.
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RE: Rap Battles - Pidiot - 02-02-2014
(02-02-2014, 07:11 PM)Duubz Wrote: You shatter words like my non-existant sister's vagina
Killing this bitch with persistance like China
Hocus pocus this is my focus says a magician
You'll need a pediatrician
In a minute you'll be sucking this
Take a hot load to the face
I fucked your girlfriend
She was 29 cents for the gents
Get your sloppy seconds
It'll taste like pennies, the same you used to pay for Wendy's
On the ground licking Hennry's knees.
Your raps are so bad I think my ears are bleeding
I don't want to string you along but
Now that you've read this I want to let you know that this is MY THREAD.
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Oh you think im done? HAHA
Spit like the master of death
I'm suppressed so I make you depressed
Get decked, set recs, and let checks fly by purposely
Stop jerkin me come and lurk with me
Lets go to a hood and start burnin trees to the third degree
Its fun and you'll learn from me
How to rap to quirky beats
And blast past matters of fact behind germy cleats
Man eats a turkey's feet, come on show your perception
Forget hit detection it's all about reflection, who you reppin?
I say no one, and that makes me passive?
You mean like damage I did massive
Classically actively burns classes in advances
Rancid plastic that's placid on the masses
Leave you wack last strapless backlash with flashes
Call me adaptive to jabs and that's not reactive?
An advantage is not a lament for damage
Ravage a savage with badges backdraft harasses on acid
Laxes and laxatives trap fish classless
Slashes madden Darren McFadden sadists with graphics
I'm a rabid asset to this backless attic when people panic
And I've had it with elastic traffic when a law passes
A static laughed at an asthmatic captive
It bashes opponents like glasses
And has its proponents like a dash hit
Please create an instrumental for your mouth to suit
Cause it's incidental that your mouth is mouse poop
Not coincidental that your mental is house loop
An asylum for people to oust you
Come around boy and I'll joust you
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RE: Rap Battles - Equinox - 02-02-2014
(02-02-2014, 07:14 PM)Truth Wrote: Oh you think im done? HAHA
Spit like the master of death
I'm suppressed so I make you depressed
Get decked, set recs, and let checks fly by purposely
Stop jerkin me come and lurk with me
Lets go to a hood and start burnin trees to the third degree
Its fun and you'll learn from me
How to rap to quirky beats
And blast past matters of fact behind germy cleats
Man eats a turkey's feet, come on show your perception
Forget hit detection it's all about reflection, who you reppin?
I say no one, and that makes me passive?
You mean like damage I did massive
Classically actively burns classes in advances
Rancid plastic that's placid on the masses
Leave you wack last strapless backlash with flashes
Call me adaptive to jabs and that's not reactive?
An advantage is not a lament for damage
Ravage a savage with badges backdraft harasses on acid
Laxes and laxatives trap fish classless
Slashes madden Darren McFadden sadists with graphics
I'm a rabid asset to this backless attic when people panic
And I've had it with elastic traffic when a law passes
A static laughed at an asthmatic captive
It bashes opponents like glasses
And has its proponents like a dash hit
Please create an instrumental for your mouth to suit
Cause it's incidental that your mouth is mouse poop
Not coincidental that your mental is house loop
An asylum for people to oust you
Come around boy and I'll joust you
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Well done, well done.
I give you the crown
But I don't name you King
Afterall your title is Queen.
You're a pyro and a fag
You're a pyscho and mad
But one thing you forgot
You dropped your weed in the parking-lot
I found it there and I won't smoke it I swear
Too bad that saying that was just a dare
But I'll be lighting it like you light fire to trees
But only burning it will be to the fourth degree
You see this is takes
I am sticking you with stakes
You're pretty much fucked
You got fucked like a duck screws your luck.
Join the crew
No, not NobodyEpic, KYR SP33DY and more
The one that will leave you cracking your door
You're a nyctophobic
You're also aftraid of your own SO
So let's go
You homophobe.
RE: Rap Battles - BlueScreen - 02-02-2014
(02-02-2014, 07:22 PM)Duubz Wrote: Well done, well done.
I give you the crown
But I don't name you King
Afterall your title is Queen.
You're a pyro and a fag
You're a pyscho and mad
But one thing you forgot
You dropped your weed in the parking-lot
I found it there and I won't smoke it I swear
Too bad that saying that was just a dare
But I'll be lighting it like you light fire to trees
But only burning it will be to the fourth degree
You see this is takes
I am sticking you with stakes
You're pretty much fucked
You got fucked like a duck screws your luck.
Join the crew
No, not NobodyEpic, KYR SP33DY and more
The one that will leave you cracking your door
You're a nyctophobic
You're also aftraid of your own SO
So let's go
You homophobe.
Combo breaker mutherfuckers.
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I believe I win. Get recked.