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Jewish Jokes - Bannedshee - 11-25-2013
I dont have anything against jews, but oh dear black baby jesus i find them hilarious.
A few i know are:
How do you fit 100 jews in a car?
2 in the front
3 in the back
95 in the ash tray
Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Jews sent him a gas bill.
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven.
What's the difference between a catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips.
Haha share dem jokes.
RE: Jewish Jokes - Dyme - 11-25-2013
Ah yes, I remember telling these same jokes in 5th grade.
RE: Jewish Jokes - ねこまっしぐら - 11-25-2013
(11-25-2013, 02:04 AM)Pens Wrote: Ah yes, I remember telling these same jokes in 5th grade.
Why did you tell those jokes if you're Jewish? Anyways, good jokes though.
RE: Jewish Jokes - Dyme - 11-25-2013
(11-25-2013, 02:12 AM)Johnny Wrote: Why did you tell those jokes if you're Jewish? Anyways, good jokes though.
Yes because I'm actually Jewish...
RE: Jewish Jokes - ねこまっしぐら - 11-25-2013
(11-25-2013, 02:26 AM)Pens Wrote: Yes because I'm actually Jewish...
Are you saying that you're allowed to mock the Jewish just because you're Jewish?
RE: Jewish Jokes - Dyme - 11-25-2013
(11-25-2013, 02:38 AM)Johnny Wrote: Are you saying that you're allowed to mock the Jewish just because you're Jewish?
Are you saying that your parents let you use a computer? That's surprising.
RE: Jewish Jokes - Adorapuff - 11-25-2013
Jews are allowed to make jew jokes without anyone being mad at them.
RE: Jewish Jokes - w00t - 11-25-2013
No, it's still offensive and bigoted. Being bigoted against your own kind makes you a retarded bigot, not less of a bigot.
RE: Jewish Jokes - Lact8 - 01-01-2014
What's the worst part about being a black Jew?
Having to sit in the back of the oven
RE: Jewish Jokes - Eclipse - 01-01-2014
These are funny but I feel wrong at the same time. It's weird.